| I was watching yet another Al concert, with Al in his Green Eggs and Ham hat all the way through. He sang a bunch of unreleased songs…very cool. Then a techie ran onstage and whispered to him. “Sorry guys, I have to leave.” And with that, he left the stage. The crowd still wanted entertained though, so I hopped up on the stage and started a standup comedy routine. As I talked, I noticed that the audience was made up entirely of online Al fans that I know. One of them-Jesamy-was sitting in the front row with a look of complete confusion on her face. She didn’t get any of my jokes. Everyone else was howling with laughter. Then it morphed into a play. Al was back with us, standing onstage holding a little tiny baby. (They looked adorable.) I was still onstage as well, along with a guy named McDuke. McDuke was looking for his wallet…his wallet that I had tossed in the trash. (For some reason, it was vital that he not get his wallet back.) I eventually let slip where the wallet was, and he charged over to the trash can and started pawing through it. This was no little trash can, however. This was an industrial size plastic bin. So while he was halfway bent over, digging around, I snuck up behind him and lifted his feet up. This made his weight go on his hands so he got stuck in the trash. Highly amusing. My Take On It Next Dream |
| The Fabulous Food Medley (and other stuff) 10/31/01 |