| I was in Toys R Us, looking for something to entertain myself with in the junior musical instruments department. Suddenly I found exactly what I had been looking for! It was a silver trumpet. Emblazoned on the box was “Trumpet-Al, Cledus and Jerry Model”. It played songs from Al-Weird Al-and Cledus-Cledus T. Judd-and Jerry-lord knows who Jerry is. So I walked on up to the guy behind the counter and he said “Yeah, whaddaya want?” Well, okay, he didn’t actually SAY that…but it’s the gist of it. Anyway, I played My Bologna on the trumpet for him-he applauded-and I then whipped my hair out of its bun and showed it to him. He was impressed…for some reason. My Take On It Next Dream |
| Parody Horn 12/27/01 |