Hello!

This is my page for my fanfiction. As I finish stories and if I ever put this on the internet I'll add them here. *shudders picturing the amount of coding that will entail* Oh and as I'm getting used to the new fanfic rating system I'm using This Rating System. Just so you all know!

NEW! Now rearranged for easier finding in categories of Gen, Slash(AKA Male/Male for anyone not familiar with the word), Mary Sue, The Bloody Club Series, and Harem

Gen

Childhood's End If It Had Been A Humor Episoad
Here is the first fic I've coded! A short Stargate: Atlantis team fic. Enjoy! Rated: K

Lex's Shock
Here is a Smallville Future Fic where Lex get's a big shock! Rated: K

Clark's Shock
The Sequel to Lex's Shock where Lex gives Clark a shock then helps him out. Rated: K

Life Of a Sunnydale Resident
A Buffy: The Vampire Slayer fic from the POV of a ramdom Citizen. It's a whole nother take on life in Sunnydale! Rated: T

Superman Can't Sew.
Another Smallville Future fic! This time when Clark and Lois are married! And my reason why Clark's mom has always been the maker of his uniform. Rated: K

The Problems With Getting Old
A Highlander humor fic about Methos having a few memory problems and getting mocked by Mac! Rated: K+

Attack Of The Jamies.
X-Men: Evolution. A New Recruits/Jamie type fic. Crazy chaos! Really fun! Rated K

Good Help Is hard To Find
X-Men Evolution. The Acolytes drive Magneto nuts! Short but funny fic! Rated K+

Chase's Pencils
A Short fluff peice on why no one ever complains about Chase gnawing on all the pencils. Rated K

House: The Legendary Journeys
AU! Extremely AU! Started out with a mannip of Chase as a centaur then the plot bunnies bit and this Universe was born. Basically? The cast of House in a....Fantasy/Magical Universe of our own making. Magicians, Goddesses, Priestesses, Witches, centaurs Faeries, healers oh my! Co-written with Harem! Rated K+

The Intervention
Based on reading the Spoiler thread on TWoP about House smoking in rehab, Wilson Cuddy and the Ducklings give House a surprise intervention. (Fluffy fic!) Rated K

McShep Hurt/Comfort/Smut
A Stargate: Atlantis almost but not quite PWP. As you can probally tell from the name... it's McKay/Sheppard. Rated: MA. No kiddes!

If I Were Gay
A drunk John and Rodney and singing. Need I say more? Short. Rated: M.

You're What?!
McKay/Sheppard. Male Preg. Rodney tells John he's Pregnant then the insanity goes on from there! WIP so subject to changes as I write and re-write! Rated K+ to M in some places maybe. Click Here to jump to Page 2.
Mommy_Mckay Is the companion GreatestJournal I started for Rodney to bitch, scream, whine, and ect.... about his pregnancy.

If I Were Gay: House Style
A drunk Wilson and House, and singing. Need I say more? Short. Yes totally copied from my McShep fic. Shut up. Rated: M.

Playing Doctor
House. Chase. Exam room Sex. I think that's all you need to know... Rated: MA.

Cure The Senses
Torchwood fanfic. On it's own page due to massive, massive size and it's own universe. Click for more details. Rated: MA.

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The Kick Universe (Now a series!)

Ain't That A Kick In The Head?
Chase owies fic! Chase gets a concussion, Chase gets dragged home with House, Chase angst and past issues abound. Shocklingly... no slash! Don't have a heart attack it has happened before! Preslash. (damn horny gay muses...) Co-written with Harem! Rated K+

I Get a Kick out of You
Chase owies fic! Chase gets a checkup, and more than he bargained for. Sequal to Ain't that a Kick in the Head. House/Chase preslash/slash. Co-written with Harem! Rated K+

Kick it
Porn Without Plot. 100% Smut. Set after the second Kick fic and before the third. Co-written with Harem! Rated MA

Now At It's New Home...

The Stargate: Atlantis Mary Sue Of Doom!
A Stargate: Atlantis Mary Sue! Parady! Very funny and there's slash! So whoo! Read! Rated: M (Ok so also slash but mostly it's me being snarky! Only gets porny at the end!)

The Stargate: Atlantis Mary Sue Of Doom!.....The Sequel!
The Sequel to The Stargate: Atlantis Mary Sue Of Doom!! Still Mary Sue, still Slashy, still funny! Rated M. (slash is only referenced to. No actual Male/Male or Female/Female sex. Just a lot of implying....and asking.)

A Freaky Trip
My first ever Mary Sue finely coded and up on the site! A wild trip though Ancient Greece and the begining of my own religion. Rated about... K+ and one tiny section is a total MA but I have a jump thing to skip it!

A space I'm setting up to host fics for Harem. Stay Tuned!

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*pauses* *waits* *sighs* I'll give you chocolate? Porn? Porn AND chocolate?! Hot naked chocolate covered clones of people you lust after?!? Come on work with me here people!