MOON-WALKING
EasyRocket offers special moon-walks for the seasoned space
rambler. Starting off from Moonbase Braithwaite, we will cross the beautiful Sea of
Tranquillity and arrive at the Apollo 11 landing site (now fenced off to deter souvenir
hunters). A short talk will be given by our guide on the historic importance of this place.
We will then take a 10 mile low gravity bounce to the Ocean of Storms, to view the Earthrise
and and have the specially prepared space picnic (Bars of soup, sandwiches in pill form,
astro-flapjacks etc). For those lunar-hikers who are interested, we could then organise a
Crater-Leaping contest. EasyRocket accepts no liability for those ramblers who leap so high
they leave the gravitational pull of the moon, and drift off into the void. (We advise all
participants to take out 'Lost in Space' Insurance to cover this eventuality)
Walkers too tired at this moment, can take the original Apollo moon-buggies back to
Moonbase Braithwaite. Those remaining will be guided back through some of the best
scenic wonders the moon has to offer.
IMPORTANT NOTICE
Recent reports in the press (Moonbase Braithwaite-Space-Slum? -The Daily Mail,
Neil Armstrong made it back, YOU MIGHT NOT- The Independent) have focused on
certain technical inconsistencies that have occurred at Moonbase Braithwaite
We at EasyRocket recognise that there have been a number of teething problems in
the setting up of this air-tight conurbation on the moon. Easy Rocket is utilising
all its professional abilities to indentify and correct unfavourable life-support
conditions at the base. We dispute the claim that faulty Russian wiring and an air-
conditioning system of Paraguayan design are to blame. and criticise emotive reporting
of recent de-pressurisation incidents which states that our customers "will get more
space than they wanted". We at EasyRocket guarantee that all our clients will have a
holiday that can only described as "Out Of This World" when they blast off with us.
Dissatisfaction with our life-support systems will lead to a full refund on re-entering
the earth's atmosphere.
Thankyou
Terance Johnson
Managing Director
EasyRocket PLC
Moonbase Braithwaite is sponsored by
Matalan PLC.
Catering is provided by ALDI Plc
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