Ok, so, I know all my readers (yeah, all three of you) are wondering why the site is so rarely updated. Well, the background you see before you is this month's excuse. My compadres at CHUD.com were good enough to point me in the direction of a few Shawnee Smith pics from her Maxim article. This particular pic is now my desktop background. As such, I can't concentrate for more than fifteen minutes at a time. Hell, I bet you aren't even reading this. That's fine. Just stare at Shawnee. Don't mind me...      SO I'M A FREAK! OK! I know my damn weaknesses! *sigh*      Anyway. Here, I'm going to attempt to convey just what's happening with me and mine here in Oldfolksland.      What a weird world I live in. Here goes...

"The EIF In Florida Page" or "The Gratuitous Butt-Kissing of Shawnee Smith Page"

Episode I: The Carpet Pisser Episode II: EIF Gives the Mafia a Ride to the 7-11 If you were to look under Shawnee's right breast (as if she'd let you), you'd see the words, "Click here to see 'DJ's Hall of Women' where Shawnee Smith is nicely featured." If you were to look under Shawnee's left breast (ditto), you'd see the words, "Click here to go back to the Main Page."

What're you lookin at, ya mook?