By a couple of demands, here's the old shit. All my stuff got deleted during a frenzied, alcohol-induced attempt at 'reinventing myself'. Whatever the fuck that means.

2000 really sucked- 3 years old, but still important reading. Just like the Constitution.
2000 really sucked part 2
Children's Story corner-a pedophile's playground. And DJ Evil wonders why I don't bring my kid to see him. The sick fuck.
DJ Bio page- Because everyone wants to read the opinions of a self obsessed loser with gross feet.
EIF takes the mob to a 7-11- True story.
EIF in Florida- Only about a third of a true story. The real shit can be seen in a few months from now. I'll fill you in later.
Evil Poetry- This page is like the coat hanger in the closet where DJ Evil kept his sexuality hidden.
General Logan and Raoul Duke- Who knows?
General Logan (again)- Who cares?
General Logan- the site stealing bastard strikes again.
Yet another fucking General Logan story-the last one, hopefully.
Ignorant Dumbasses in America- A scathing look into stupidity written by a person with first hand knowledge of the subject. I think it's funny how Ken constantly fails to understand that race hatred is a two way street. But what do you expect from a fucking Jew?
Lampshade Brigade- I think it might be our Halloween story from five years ago. God we were morons.

There's more, but i'm tired of looking at the screen. Bye.
obligatory drunken update geocities threatened to shut us down if we didn't update so here it is. enjoy the site bitches. god i am so drunk right now.