"Let's Keep "Fat-Cats" where they belong....in their spacious mansions brooding with contempt for the common man while sipping a dry red wine and watching CSPAN.The Fat Cat of yesterday has no place in todays age of progressive proactivism.  The politics of failure have failed.  Let us refurbish Glens Falls with Hobo mailboxes, public brothels, and Roman bath houses."

-Steve Beaty, i think.

Will the Low-Fat Party win the 2001 election?
Who is Marc Estabrook?
What are some of the issues that the Low-Fat Party will tackle?
THE LOW-FAT PARTY WEBSITE
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"On the web and in your face."
Estabrook Sweeps Low Fat Primaries -- Much rejoicing around town.
"If anyone can do it, he can" says Leon.
Baloney or Bologna?
A LFP look at salted meats
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News and Politics
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What Can the Low Fat Party do for me?
As a teenager, I find that other political parties don't speak to me.  Will the Low Fat party tackle the issues that I care about?
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Enter
The Low Fat Forum
Sadam Captured...Prove it?
City Building: The Future?
"Yes" say some
New Website Design Proposed by LFP frontman Adam Estabrook
Proposed site lacks amateurish layout, thrown together look.  Cloud things gone.
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Culture and Entertainment
Bob's Dad edges out Ludacris for #1 Spot
Nearly 613,000 copies sold in first week
Entertainment News
Steve Beaty makes some sort of point
Canada bashed
HOT!!!! The Prerequisite of Being a Good Rapper
A theory
Mothers: Source of Various Advice
"Tighten your buttocks".
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Science And Technology
First Low Fat Party Fund Raising Picnic Is a Bust, Leon's car violated...
HOT!! Cool guy has brita water filter, likes mountain dew and blink 182