| Liz's Fantastic Website Adventure! (I have nothing better to do) |
| You may think that being a student at the big P/P Diddy Funk Town would mean that I wouldn't have TIME to do things like make lame-ass webpages that six whole people will visit on a regular basis, not counting the people who mistakenly come here looking for porn.. But I do! So don't worry...nothing profound will be created, just a lot of dumb shit that you probably don't care about. So enjoy... |
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| so i haven't updated THIS thing in forever. well, that's because i'm a senior. now, i'm back from france, writing a thesis about pro-anorexia websites, and writing with joel stein. so i'll post a couple of my favorite writings (in thoughts), and some france pics, and maybe someone will read them. as i've always said, whatever. look at the pictures from my 21st. look at my terrace dictionary. just look. it's super cool. make sure you take a look at justin looking awful and also the excitement of cuseadventure, down below. it's the JUSTIN ETHNOGRAPHY! disclaimer: i actually turned a real one in that was nothing like this. but this one was far more interesting and far more accurate. so that's why it's here and the other one is not. enjoy. random thoughts random facts |
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| look at how many friends i have! sign my guestbook or i will, in the words of rivers cuomo (my secret lover), "mash you in the nads." |
| Here's some good places to go when you're done looking at monkeys with blue balls: www.theonion.com : Dude, if you haven't been reading the Onion, what HAVE you been doing with your life? www.pitchforkmedia.com : With new color scheme! And more frequently updated news! Sometimes with pictures of TRAVIS MORRISSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! www.uptowntheatre.info: THEATRE WITH A GODDAMNED -RE. straight outta washpa--look at the theater i made this summer. www.eatnpark.com: Trashy in the good way. www.yahoo.com: If you click on games, I will play you in Literati. I will probably lose. Sad face. www.princeton.edu/~terrace: my terrace. MINE. where i eat, drink, smoke, and generally am up to no good. ever. www.oocities.org/captain_slackass : The website of the Croatian penpal I send $1.83 to every month. . www.justinwelchissofine.com : Because he is. Oh ho, he is. |
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| funny story: so, we went to sam's house on the shore a couple of weeks ago with lots of drugs and lots of booze. paul, being a real trooper, actually WOKE UP the next morning and WENT OUTSIDE and WALKED AROUND--on the beach, no less! so, in order to alert us to the fact that he had neither been catnapped nor had jacked all our cigarettes and took james' car to canada, he used the beach to let us know. all the world is paul's post-it. p.s.: paul rox my tube sox. |