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| Whammy water skier: At first, you hear "Hit it, Tammy!" but soon Tammy comes in driving a boat, with Whammy sking behind. Whammy shouts "I'm off! I'm off! I'M OOOOOOFF!" But out of nowhere, Mr. Traitor shark eats Whammy, Tammy, and boat, all in one bite. This Whammy played when Cathy lost over $31000. Judge Whammy: This Whammy, behind a podium looking like a judge, slams his gavel constantly and shouts "Order! Order! I sentence you to poverty!" However, the podium's taken too much of a beating and crashes to the ground, revealing Whammy in his undies! Whammy sighs "Oh, boy..." Whammy football player: This Whammy, dressed like a football player, is running across the screen, shouting "I'm open, I'm open! Throw me the bomb!" On cue, a REAL bomb is thrown in, causing the rest to go like "Throw me the..." BOOOOM!!! "Oh, noooo....." Whammy cannonball: "Now appearing in the center ring, THE GREAT WHAMINI!!!" the announcement goes as Whammy is wheeled in in a cannon with his name on the side, waving. He tucks himself in, but soemthing goes wrong. The cannon explodes, leaving Whammy stuck in half a cannon. Whammy sighs "Holy smokes, guys, no....." Whammy as Sherlock Holmes: As Big Ben chimes, Whammy, dressed like Sherlock, looks through a magnifying glass with one eye while Fang sniffs the ground ahead like a bloodhound. Whammy then says "Elementary, my dear Fang. It was greed that did it." Whammy Window Washer: Whammy is on a scaffold squeegeeing your score away and humming. He then shouts offscreen "Okay, take it away!" The scaffold lifts up at an extreme speed, and you can hear glass break. Whammy sighs "Aw, geez..." Whammy and Big Buck: The funniest one by far. After hearing the constant shouts of "Big Bucks" Whammy shouts "All I hear is 'Big Bucks! Big Bucks!' I've got your big buck!" He then pulls in a buck deer (get it?) The buck and Whammy walk off, laughing. This joke was later used on a "Whammy! Interactive" commercial on Game Show Network. Whammy Matador: This Whammy, holding a yellow cape, shouts "Toro, eh, toro!" However, since the Whammy is RED, the bull sends him flying. The crowd of Whammies shouts "Ole!" Whammy as Ben Franklin: Whammy, doing the whole Ben-with-the-kite thing, says "The chances of you winning this game are about as good as my getting hit by..." He then inevitably gets electrocuted. Perhaps this was a sign? Whammy Weightlifter: Whammy melts with sweat while trying to lift a very heavy weight. He finally succeeds, but the floor breaks beneath him, constituting a "Not again" sigh. Whammy Tarzan: Whammy swing on vine. Whammy hit mad elephant. Ouch. Whammy Aerobics instructor: This Whammy, dressed in a leotard, says to her class "All right, girls, I wanna see sweat! And one and two and one and two!" She then takes a flying leap and lands in a pretzel. Whammy bowler: This Whammy runs up, ready to roll the ball. He shouts "I'm bowling for bucks, and it's a STRIKE!!!" He rolls the ball, but then a monster truck size ball coming from behind rolls him out to pasture and constitutes an "Uh oh" from Whammy. Whammy Clown: Circus music plays while Whammy, dressed as a clown and in a clown car, drives up to the player's score. He throws out some lit TNT and shouts "Fire in the hole!!!" However, music and car conk out, causing both bucks and Whammy to be blown sky high. Whammy eye doctor: This Whammy points to an eyechart and says "Can you read this? U-L-O-S-E!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" But the eyechart rolls up, taking Whammy with it. Whammy basketball player: This tall Whammy, dribbling a basketball, shouts "Look out, Bird! Look out, Kareem! Look out, Magic! Hehehehehehe!" He then crashes into the offscreen lockers. Whammy Cheerleaders: Two Whammies, male and female, shout "Give me a W-H-A! Give me an M-M-Y!" However, the female cheerleader conks her megaphone onto the male's head, causing an echo of the Y. Whammy Surfer: This Whammy, surfing, shouts "Surf's up! Hang ten! I'm in the curl and I've got your money! Hahahahaha!" This later changed to "Surf's up! Hang ten! I've got your money! It's a wipeooouuut...." Musical Whammies: Whammy as Michael Jackson: Quite common after its 1984 debut, and by far my favorite. This Whammy spins onscreen and moonwalks to an acoustic "Billie Jean" while wearing Mike's hair, glove, and suit. He does one final spin, with stars in his eyes. Whammy Bad Dancer: This Whammy does a hat-and-cane dance across the screen, shouting "Hahahaha, watch this one, yes sir, hahaha, yes sir, hahahaha! WHOA!" Whammy is given the hook. |
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