sketches
the real truth
the magic hour
i can't concentrate
stavros the european-style clown
short stories
the spectacles party NEW!!!
the fish who couldn't swim
jimbo hates the olive garden
the whore
the pants pooper
fake articles (actually written by me)
roger ebert is a big fat idiot by angus beechnut
second trimester, my ass! by cole peterly
my boss is a dick by nelson cunningham
asshole boyfriends litigate against pro-nerd movie
not actually a story, but something I wrote nonetheless
my manifesto