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# Rectal exam revealed normal size Thyroid !
# The patient had waffles for breakfast & Anorexia for Lunch
# The baby was delivered,the Cord clamped,cut & handed to the Pediatritian,who breathed & cried immediatly
# Diagnosis: Sick as hell disease !
# Between you & me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant
# The patient was in his usual case of good health until his airplane ran out of gas & crashed
# Bleeding started at the rectal area & continued all th eway to Los Angeles
# While in the emergency room, she was examined ,X rated & sent home
# The lab test indicated bad lover function
# Occasional ,constant ,infrequent headaches !
# Examintaion reveals a well-developed man lying in bed with his family in no distress
# Patient was alert and unresponsive
# Patient has chest pain when she lies on her left side for over a year
# On the second day the knee was better & on the third day it had completely disappeared
# Skin : Somewhat pale but present
# Large brown stool ambulating in the hall
# Patient had two teenage children but no other abnormality
# Discharge status : Alife but without permission
# Dr.Blank is watching his prostate
# If he sqeezes the back of his neck for 4 or 5 years it comes and goes |
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