Medical Bloopers

Real Ones taken From Medical Records written by Paramedics,Emergency room receptionists & Doctors...............WOW !

#  Rectal exam revealed normal size Thyroid !

#  The patient had waffles for breakfast & Anorexia for Lunch

#   The baby was delivered,the Cord clamped,cut & handed to the Pediatritian,who breathed & cried immediatly

#  Diagnosis: Sick as hell disease !

#  Between you & me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant

#  The patient was in his usual case of good  health until his  airplane ran out of gas & crashed

#  Bleeding started at the rectal area & continued all th eway to Los Angeles

#  While in the emergency room, she was examined ,X rated & sent home

#  The lab test indicated bad lover function

#  Occasional ,constant ,infrequent headaches !

#  Examintaion reveals a well-developed man lying in bed with his family in no distress

#  Patient was alert and unresponsive

#  Patient has chest pain when  she lies on her left side for over a year

#  On the second day the knee was better & on the third day it had completely disappeared

#  Skin : Somewhat pale but present

#  Large brown stool ambulating in the hall

#  Patient had two teenage children but no other abnormality

#   Discharge status : Alife but without permission

#  Dr.Blank is watching his prostate 

#  If he sqeezes the back of his neck for 4 or 5 years it comes and goes