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If you are obsessive-compulsive : Please press 1 repeatedly
If you are co- dependant : Please ask someone to press 2
If you have multible personalities: Please press 3,4,5 and 6
If you are Paranoid-delutional : We know who you are & what you want .Just stay online so we can trace your call
If you are schizophrenic: Listen carefully , a little voice will tell you which number to press
If you are manic depressive : It doesn`t matter which number you press, no one will answer |
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