Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive :
Please press 1 repeatedly


If you are co- dependant : 
Please  ask someone to press 2


If you have multible personalities:
Please   press 3,4,5 and 6


If you are Paranoid-delutional :
We know who you are & what you want .Just stay online so we can trace your call


If you are schizophrenic:
Listen carefully , a little voice will tell you which number to press


If you are manic depressive :
It doesn`t matter which number you press, no one will answer