What do you call a blind dinosaur? I-don't-think-he-saurus
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea
What do you call the same deer with no legs? Still no idea
Where would you weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie
What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells
How do you make a witch itch? Take away the "w".
What time is it when an elephant sits on your clock? It's time to buy a new clock!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
There is a girl behind each boy, and a boy behind each girl. How many children are needed to do this?
Only one boy and one girl if they stand back to back.
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