Once there was a dog. It died. The End.

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There was a gang of 4 kids walking by an old house house. One kid made a bet with one kid saying that he will give him $100.00 is he stayed in that house. Then someone mentioned that the old house was haunted by the log. So then, the kid chickened out. So, then another kid said that he will stay. The boy entered the house. The electricity was dead. All of the sudden, he heard a voice saying "When the log rolls over, we'll all be dead!" The kid ignored it, and sat on a couch. Then heard it again, "When the log rolls over, we'll all be dead!" The kid then wanted to find what was making that noise, so he went to the next room. Suddently, he heard it again, but louder "When the log rolls over, we'll all be dead!" The kid foloowed it by the hallway, and heard it again louder, "When the log rolls over, we'll all be dead!" The kid walked up the stairs and when he was up, he had a choice of going right or left. the kid heard it again louder from the left hall, "When the log rolls over, we'll all be dead!!" The kid walked scared, and at the end of the hall, there were 2 room, and heard it again louder, "When the log rolls over, we'll all be dead!!!" The kid walked in to the bathroom, and heard it again louder, "WHEN THE LOG ROLLS OVER, WE'LL ALL BE DEAD!!!" Then the kid looked into the toilet. He saw 3 cockaroaches on a log(piece of pop, crap) singing "When the log rolls over, we'll all be dead!" Then the kid flushed the toilet, then it was quiet.

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A horse walked into a bar, then the bartender asked the horse, "Why the long face?"

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A man walked into a bar.