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| Yeah Yeah Yeahs |
| Well it had been awhile and ever since the whole Woody Allen thing, celebs have been avoiding me. But i showed them. Since "The Last Samurai" came out, i decided to devote myself to getting an interview with Tom Cruise. Yes, THE Tom cruise. Now most people have a hard time booking this guy for ANYTHING. But i got him, folks. Just flexing a little bit of my powers of persuasion. Now that i have gloated about my fantastic star power, on to the interview. Enjoy. |
| Endre: Now Tom, if i take off the gag, do you promise not to scream? Tom: "::muffled sounds::" Endre: Now i mean it this time, NO screaming. Its really annoying. We just gotta get this done and i can go drop you off in the middle of the field like we talked about. Tom: "::muffled agreement::" Endre: Alrighty. (removes gag) Tom: HELP!! HELP!!!! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?!??! HELP ME IM BEING HELD HOSTAGE!!!! HELP M--" ::sounds of struggling and muffled yelling:: Endre: ::out of breath:: GOD DAMMIT! WHAT DID I SAY!? Thats REALLY annoying. ::panting:: Owww did you bite me?? Dammit!! Fuck it we're doing the interview. So, fuckhead, what did you think of the album i played for you? Tom: "::muffled yells::" Endre Oh, very interesting. Would you recommend this album to my loyal readers? Tom: "::muffled screaming::" Endre: Yeah thats nice. Well, since you have been such a pain in the ass, im gonna go for awhile. I should be back in a couple of days. See ya, bitch. Tom: "::muffled sobs of despair::" |
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