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| The Pink Panther |
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| Fat Joe |
| As everybody knows, the pink panther is a mute. No one knows why except him, and hes not telling anyone. Maybe its because he is, in fact, a panther. And if you thought that his muteness was crippling enough, you will crap your pants when you find out he cant read or write. Hes clever, but not that colever i suppose. So, i will simply explain my interview with the pink panther about the new Fat Joe record, "Jealous Ones Still Envy". |
| Endre: So hows it going Pink Panther? PP: *shrugs* Endre: Did you listen to that CD i told you to? PP: *nods* Endre: And what did you think? PP: *yawns**shrugs* Endre: Ouch, a yawn and a shrug; thats not too good at all. Do you not like rap? PP: *bares teeth* Endre: OOK. So would you reccomend the purchasing of this CD to my loyal readers? PP: *lunges at me* (A violent struggle ensues) *GUNSHOT* Endre: *pant**pant* Umm, the Pink Panther declines to answer this or anymore questions, thank you. |
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