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| Bob Dole |
| Korn |
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| As you all probably know, i know so many celebrities its mind boggling. But all of those i have interviewed have really been the best in his/her field. From best dead chick to best mute-cartoon character. I even had the Jedi master yoda give a few words. Its almost too true, that i interview the very best of celebrities. And this time, i thought id change it up a bit. So i called up the biggest loser i could think of, Bob Dole. Or Bobby D as i like to call him. (;-)) Anyways, here we go. |
| Endre: Hi there Bobby. Bob: Dont call me that. My name is Bob Dole, Bob Dole is my name Endre: Hahaha, youre such a kidder. Bobby: ::glares:: Endre: hahahahahahah Bobby: ::glares angrily:: Endre: haha, anyways, what did you think of the Korn cd? Bobby: Well, i thought... Endre: WHO CARES! YOUR JUST A LOSER ANYWAYS!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Bobby: ::sigh:: here we go... Endre: hey, heres a joke. What falls down a lot,has a limp dick and gets beat by Bill Clinton? Bobby: I should kill you. Endre: BOB DOLE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Bobby: ::sigh:: .... gawd, if only i had some secret service agents. Endre: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... hey, where are you goin? Bobby: To go get a gun Endre: yeah, its probably best for the world if you just killed yourself anyways. hehehehehe Bobby: ::mutters to self:: Endre: Whatcha sayin there Bobby, reminding yourself to pick up some viagra? got a hot date with Tipper, eh? Bobby: Thats Al Gore, you idiot. Endre: WHATEVER, loser. HAHAHAHAH (Bob Dole leaves) Endre: Well, i feel great. |
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