Moby
Moby
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How dee-doo, oh loyal readers of mine.  Well, i thought it was high time i did some interviewing.  And Mobys name popped up in my head.  Now, to truly understand this interview, try to understand what kind of a position i am in when i interview all of these huge celebrities.  You can imagine how much they all intimidate and frighten me.  And Moby is probably the most popular celebrity i have interviewd to date.  So i had to take steps to ensure i didnt break down and cry in embarrasment.  Just watch is i unfurl a genious solution...
Moby: How it goin, Endre?
Eminendre:
Yo, dont call me dat shit.  My names Eminendre.  Dont forget that, aite?
Moby:
Eminen....dre?  What are trying to do?
Eminendre:
YO BIOTCH!  IM AXING THE QUESTIONS!  NOW SHUT CHO BITCH ASS UP CAUSE I WILL HIT A MAN WITH GLASSES!
Moby:
::rolls eyes::
Eminendre:
OH SHNAPS.  I KNOW YOU DIDNT JUST DO THAT, PUNK.  Bitch i am this close to busting out a gat and poppin a cap in your cracker ass.
Moby:
Your white too!
Eminendre:
::pulls out gat, yo::
Moby:
....OK, OK!!  Endrinem, im sorry!
Eminendre:
EMINENDRE, BIOTCH!
Moby:
This is stupid.
Eminendre:
::takes a swing at Moby::
Moby:
::easily dodges::  You seemed so much cooler on your website...
Eminendre:
HI, my name is... wicky wicky....
Moby:
::shakes head:: ::walks out::
Eminendre:
::running man::