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| Woody Allen |
| Ludacris |
| reviews... |
| Wellp, upon learning from myself that i would be interviewing WOODY ALLEN, i cried. All night i cried, because i was so happy. Why, i dont know. I mean, hes had some good movies and stuff, but im not really THAT fond of him. In fact, once i thought about it some more, i decided id rahter look at porn or something. But i needed an interview. So i thought who better to interview Woody Allen than a young asian girl that is old enough to be his daughter, or even grandaughter. Thats where Stella came in. You might remember Stella from me working her extra super hardcore a few times and her working me once like extra weenie style. Anyways, i had her interview Woody Allen while i sat at home watching the aforementioned porn. Here is her interview. |
| Stella - So Mr. Allen, how are you today? Woody - ::drools:: Stella - ::shakes head:: this had bad idea written all over it... Woody - I, uuh, that is to say, aha, its, uh, very good to, errah, meet you. Stella - Listen up Allen, im only doing this because Endre offered me 10 dollars, which come to think of it he probably doesnt even have. So im in no mood to bullshit around here. Now what did you think of that goddamn ludacris album? Woody - ::sneezes:: Sorry, i have severe allergies. Do you think there is something wrong with me? I just cant seem to get it together. Stella - You annoy and frustrate me. Woody - So do you date older men at all? Stella - LUDACRIS, WERE TALKING ABOUT LUDACRIS!! Woody - Oh, umm, well in that case... Stella - ... Woody - yous a hooooooooooooooooo Endre - ::runs in w/ pants down:: HHHHOOOO! Everyone - *strange awkward silence* Endre - Get the recipe, ass. |
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