THE INVISIBLE KILLER
Dihydrogen monoxide is colourless, odourless, tasteless, and *kills* uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possible a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.
DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE:
Is also known as hydric acid, and is a major component of acid rain.
contributes to the greenhouse effect.
may cause severe burns.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of vehicle brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
CONTAMINATION IS REACHING EPIDEMIC PROPORTIONS! Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake and reservoir in the United States today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. In East Anglia alone DHMO has caused millions of dollars in damage to property.
DESPITE THE DANGER, DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE IS OFTEN USED:
as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides.
Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
Waste DHMO is allowed to pollute our precious lakes, rivers, streams and the ocean itself. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer! THE HORROR MUST BE STOPPED! The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to it's" importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion pound devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.
 

For those of you not terribly chemically aware, don't worry we love you anyway, the chemical formula for Dihydrogen monoxide is elegantly simple H2O. Something to remeber the next time Chicken Little is on 20/20 telling you the sky is falling

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