| Quadragenta Doism- What Is It? |
| Welcome to the Home site for the Collection of Fellow Believers in the Things Unseen By Man or Anything in His Likeness, aka. Quadragenta Doism. We are a religion firmly based in no religion at all. Each doctrine, moral, parable, or tradition is either shamelessly stolen from an already existing religion, or an inside joke. Quadragenta Doism finds its noble birth in the heart of one student, dreading each and every school day. Desperately trying to discover a way to access her true inner freedom and be released from the imprisonment of that dreaded institution, she was enlightened as she sat under the White Pine tree native to Wisconsin. The visions granted to her from the Holy Blue-Tongued Firelizard were diligently transcribed into "The Essence of 42", a best seller in some dimension, we're sure. Here on this site, you will find much to do with the foundings, teachings, and beliefs corresponding to Quadragenta Doism, as well as Stargate Sg-1.(Kom Triah!) We also suggest you read "Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy", all four volumes. |
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| THIS IS NOT A REAL RELIGION! IT IS PURELY MADE UP FOR OUR OWN PERSONAL ENTERTAINMENT!! Thank you. |
| A Parable Discovered Via the Divine Art of Mad Lib It was a dark and Venetian apocalypse when Tealc estivatively walked home. Out of the Bible, a candy cane balked upon Tealc and wailed loudly, "Sanitize your potato masher! And fluently lie down!" "AiEEE!" Tealc milked. "I don't have any hoodies!" "Well, too bad," the zipper stalked. "Do a cow-tipping dance or die!" Tealc sadly began to crochet and pantomime a furling toasting falafels. "Hahahaah!" enervated the handgun. "Congrats! You win 'Who Wants to Marry My Father: Survivor Episode in the Nirvana'! Here are 7 belly button lints for your prize." ~FINIS~ The moral of the story is: candy canes can morph into handguns, but only if we believe in the power of biodegradable packing peanuts. |
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| Our seminal literary work!! Read to understand the origins of this up-and-coming philosophy! |
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| Announcements 2/21/2007 Further proof of the great powers the Eternal Hedgehog is capable of exerting on behalf of her chosen ones. Behold, o ye acolytes, and tremble! |
| !!!GADZOOKS!!! Hail, fellow followers of the sacred 42ness within us all. Once again the calendar year has come round full circle, and Prophet/Priestess Day is upon us like a thick layer of strawberry jam on whole grain bread, lightly toasted to increase structural integrity. In honor of this most holy day in the dreariest month (as opposed to the cruelest month, which comes later), you should peruse once more the dog-eared pages of your personal copy of that most sacred of texts, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Read with reverence, lovingly caressing each leaf of comic genius. Be enlightened. Be entertained. Be ineffable. Be. Become. Believe. Beaver? Failing that, rent a copy of the movie and watch that for the umpteenth time, because Alan Rickman is hot even if you can't actually see him. Or, construct a model of the Heart of Gold using toothpicks and navel lint. There will be a quiz on Thursday. |
| Sincerely Beatific, Madam Zamboni |
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| KEYS TO GOOD LIVING |
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