Have a clean, non-offensive joke? Post it on the guild message board. The Council will vote on which one is the winner. Any council member who posts a joke will not be allowed to participate in voting for a winner. By clean we mean just not any thing that can get you kicked off of Neopets.
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Neomail walk_with_wockys2 with the name of an item you really want that's under 50K. There will be one wish granted every month. Do not send more than one request or you will be disqualified. If you have changed your mind we must be informed so we can delete your previous request.