DR. BROWN: My name is Andy Brown. I'm a doctor and I'm treating a patient by the name of Marty Maxwell, who, I'm lead to believe, may be your brother. As you may or may not know, your brother is very sick. He needs a kidney transplant so, we're looking for a donor. Now I know you haven't exactly been in contact with Marty, but his quality of life has been very poor as late and has been deteriorating by the day. If you'd be willing to be tested and possibly donate, you may be able to save his life. Which would be the optimum outcome 'cause if you don't give a kidney, what I'm really saying is... DANIEL: I'm not interested. DR. BROWN: His prognosis is not at all good. His wife is so concerned that she opted to... DANIEL: You can go. DR. BROWN: Look, won't you please at least... DANIEL: Why don't you ask my brother's wife why I don't want to listen? [beat] Leave. [Dr. Brown opens the door and the bear is sitting there. He closes the door again.] DR. BROWN: Do you think maybe you could walk me past the bear? I don't think she's fond of me. [Cut to Main Street. Dr. Abbott is dancing down the street.] DR. ABBOTT: What a splendid morning, beautiful morning, isn't it? [A man dressed in costume is ringing a bell and collecting money.] DR. ABBOTT: Robert, look at your fetching ensemble. [He reaches into his pocket and pulls out some change.] ROBERT: A ten? God bless you, Doctor. [Dr. Brown notices an old woman carrying grocery bags. He hurries over to lighten her load.] DR. ABBOTT: Hello, Mavis, let me help you with this. [Dr. Abbott puts her bags down.] DR. ABBOTT: Thank you, Mavis. And a happy Thanksgiving! [Dr. Abbott gives her a kiss on the cheek.] DR. ABBOTT: Happy Thanksgiving to you all! [Cut to inside Mama Joy's. Edna and Irv are sitting having lunch.] EDNA: Here's the choices: Give up Thanksgiving at the soup kitchen. Sign up for the all-you-can-eat buffet at the St. Lauren, or third, and my own personal favorite, get the hungry Jack festive frozen turkey dinners on promotion for $3.99. [Dr. Abbott approaches them.] DR. ABBOTT: Or fourth option. Mother, I wanted to ask you and Irv if you'd do my family the honor of joining *us* for Thanksgiving? EDNA: Come again? DR. ABBOTT: It would mean the world to the kids and Rose and of course, myself. EDNA: Is this one of those hidden camera shows? DR. ABBOTT: Irv, I especially hope you can come. We've never really had a chance to spend much time together... EDNA: Now wait a second, Junior. Since when did you become... IRV: [answering for both] We'd be delighted, Harold. Thank you for including us. DR. ABBOTT: Splendid, splendid. Dinner's at three then. [Dr. Abbott heads out then stops.] DR. ABBOTT: Attention. Attention everyone. I'd like to invite each and every one of you to join my family, my mother and my step-father, my wife and children and of course, myself, for Thanksgiving dinner. We'd wanna take this opportunity to show you all how much we appreciate the members of this community who have welcomed us into their homes and hearts throughout the years. Well, Thursday at three then. Just bring your appetites, we'll supply the rest. Good Yule to you all. Splendid. Splendid. EDNA: [to Irv] I guess it finally fell out. IRV: What did? EDNA: That stick up his ass. [Cut to a salon. Dr. Brown is talking to Roxanne Maxwell.]