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The Legend of Knockgrafton
From Ireland

There was once a poor man who lived in the fertile glen of Aherlow, at the foot of the gloomy Galtee mountains, and he had a great hump on his back: he looked just as if his body had been rolled up and placed upon his shoulders; and his head was pressed down with the weight so much that his chin, when he was sitting, used to rest upon his knees for support.
The country people were rather shy of meeting him in any lonesome place, for though, poor creature, he was as harmless and as inoffensive as a new-born infant, yet his deformity was so great that he scarcely appeared to be a human creature, and some ill-minded persons had set strange stories about him afloat. He was said to have a great knowledge of herbs and charms; but certain it was that he had a mighty skillful hand in plaiting straw and rushes into hats and baskets, which was the way he made his livelihood.

Lusmore, for that was the nickname put upon him by reason of his always wearing a sprig of the fairy cap, or lusmore (the foxglove), in his little straw hat, would ever get a higher penny for his plaited work than any one else, and perhaps that was the reason why some one, out of envy, had circulated the strange stories about him. Be that as it may, it happened that he was returning one evening from the pretty town of Cahir towards Cappagh, and as little Lusmore walked very slowly, on account of the great hump upon his back, it was quite dark when he came to the old moat of Knockgrafton, which stood on the right-hand side of his road. Tired and weary was he, and noways comfortable in his own mind at thinking how much farther he had to travel, and that he should be walking all the night; so he sat down under the moat to rest himself, and began looking mournfully enough upon the moon.

Presently there rose a wild strain of unearthly melody upon the ear of little Lusmore; he listened, and he thought that he had never heard such ravishing music before. It was like the sound of many voices, each mingling and blending with the other so strangely that they seemed to be one, though all singing different strains, and the words of the song were these: "Da Luan, Da Mort, Da Luan, Da Mort, Da Luan, Da Mort"; when there would be a moment's pause, and then the round of melody went on again.

Lusmore listened attentively, scarcely drawing his breath lest he might lose the slightest note. He now plainly perceived that the singing was within the moat; and though at first it had charmed him so much, he began to get tired of hearing the same round sung over and over so often without any change; so availing himself of the pause when the "Da Luan, Da Mort" had been sung three times, he took up the tune, and raised it with the words "augus Da Cadine," and then went on singing with the voices inside of the moat, "Da Luan, Da Mort," finishing the melody, when the pause again came, with "augus Da Cadine."

The fairies within Knockgrafton, for the song was a fairy melody, when they heard this addition to the tune, were so much delighted that, with instant resolve, it was determined to bring the mortal among them, whose musical skill so far exceeded theirs, and little Lusmore was conveyed into their company with the eddying speed of a whirlwind.

Glorious to behold was the sight that burst upon him as he came down through the moat, twirling round and round, with the lightness of a straw, to the sweetest music that kept time to his motion. The greatest honor was then paid him, for he was put above all the musicians, and he had servants tending upon him, and everything to his heart's content, and a hearty welcome to all; and, in short, he was made as much of as if he had been the first man in the land.

Presently Lusmore saw a great consultation going forward among the fairies, and, notwithstanding all their civility, he felt very much frightened, until one stepping out from the rest came up to him and said:

Lusmore! Lusmore!
Doubt not, nor deplore,
For the hump which you bore
On your back is no more;
Look down on the floor, And view it, Lusmore!


When these words were said, poor little Lusmore felt himself so light, and so happy, that he thought he could have bounded at one jump over the moon, like the cow in the history of the cat and the fiddle; and he saw, with inexpressible pleasure, his hump tumble down upon the ground from his shoulders. He then tried to lift up his head, and he did so with becoming caution, fearing that he might knock it against the ceiling of the grand hall, where he was; he looked round and round again with greatest wonder and delight upon everything, which appeared more and more beautiful; and, overpowered at beholding such a resplendent scene, his head grew dizzy, and his eyesight became dim.
At last he fell into a sound sleep, and when he awoke he found that it was broad daylight, the sun shining brightly, and the birds singing sweetly; and that he was lying just at the foot of the moat of Knockgrafton, with the cows and sheep grazing peacefully round about him. The first thing Lusmore did, after saying his prayers, was to put his hand behind to feel for his hump, but no sign of one was there on his back, and he looked at himself with great pride, for he had now become a well-shaped dapper little fellow, and more than that, found himself in a full suit of new clothes, which he concluded the fairies had made for him.

Towards Cappagh he went, stepping out as lightly, and springing up at every step as if he had been all his life a dancing-master. Not a creature who met Lusmore knew him without his hump, and he had a great work to persuade every one that he was the same man -- in truth he was not, so far as outward appearance went.

Of course it was not long before the story of Lusmore's hump got about, and a great wonder was made of it. Through the country, for miles round, it was the talk of every one, high and low.

One morning, as Lusmore was sitting contented enough, at his cabin door, up came an old woman to him, and asked him if he could direct her to Cappagh.

"I need give you no directions, my good woman," said Lusmore, "for this is Cappagh; and whom may you want here?"

"I have come," said the woman," out of Decie's country, in the county of Waterford looking after one Lusmore, who, I have heard tell, had his hump taken off by the fairies; for there is a son of a gossip of mine who has got a hump on him that will be his death; and maybe if he could use the same charm as Lusmore, the hump may be taken off him. And now I have told you the reason of my coming so far: 'tis to find out about this charm, if I can."

Lusmore, who was ever a good-natured little fellow, told the woman all the particulars, how he had raised the tune for the fairies at Knockgrafton, how his hump had been removed from his shoulders, and how he had got a new suit of clothes into the bargain.

The woman thanked him very much, and then went away quite happy and easy in her own mind. When she came back to her gossip's house, in the county of Waterford, she told her everything that Lusmore had said, and they put the little hump-backed man, who was a peevish and cunning creature from his birth, upon a car, and took him all the way across the country. It was a long journey, but they did not care for that, so the hump was taken from off him; and they brought him, just at nightfall, and left him under the old moat of Knockgrafton.

Jack Madden, for that was the humpy man's name, had not been sitting there long when he heard the tune going on within the moat much sweeter than before; for the fairies were singing it the way Lusmore had settled their music for them, and the song was going on; "Da Luan, Da Mort, Da Luan, Da Mort, Da Luan, Da Mort, augus Da Cadine," without ever stopping.

Jack Madden, who was in a great hurry to get quit of his hump, never thought of waiting until the fairies had done, or watching for a fit opportunity to raise the tune higher again than Lusmore had; so having heard them sing it over seven times without stopping, out he bawls, never minding the time or the humor of the tune, or how he could bring his words in properly, augus Da Cadine, augus Da Hena, thinking that if one day was good, two were better; and that if Lusmore had one new suit of clothes given him, he should have two.

No sooner had the words passed his lips than he was taken up and whisked into the moat with prodigious force; and the fairies came crowding round about him with great anger, screeching, and screaming, and roaring out, "Who spoiled our tune? who spoiled our tune?" and one stepped up to him, above all the rest and said:


Jack Madden! Jack Madden!
Your words came so bad in
The tune we felt glad in;
This castle you're had in,
That your life we may sadden;
Here's two humps for Jack Madden!

And twenty of the strongest fairies brought Lusmore's hump and put it down upon poor Jack's back, over his own, where it became fixed as firmly as if it was nailed on with twelve-penny nails, by the best carpenter that ever drove one. Out of their castle they then kicked him; and, in the morning, when Jack Madden's mother and her gossip came to look after their little man, they found him half dead, lying at the foot of the moat, with the other hump upon his back. Well to be sure, how they did look at each other! But they were afraid to say anything, lest a hump might be put upon their own shoulders. Home they brought the unlucky Jack Madden with them, as downcast in their hearts and their looks as ever two gossips were; and what through the weight of his other hump, and the long journey, he died soon after, leaving they say his heavy curse to anyone who would go to listen to fairy tunes again.
What myths say about Fae eating habits...

There are certain enticements that have been known to attract even the most distrustful of little folk. They are especially fond of ground ginger, barley, icing candies (the sort used to decorate birthday cakes) and anything that glitters.Place a miniature basket to hold such offerings in your garden. You will have faeries standing in line around the block. Of course, do not expect your gifts to disappear once they are discovered. Faeries, you know, exist in the spirit world and are able to extract the spirit essence of a thing and leave the outer shell behind.

You will need to replace these gifts often however if you expect any self-respecting faery to stay around for very long.Faeries of the garden variety have a fondness for thyme, clover (three leaves only, as the four leaved variety will repel the little creatures) , primrose, and of course hawthorn which is sacred to the faeries. Foxglove, also called Faery petticoats,faery thimbles, and folk's glove will provide the wee folk with many garment options and should be grown in every garden desirous of faeries. Faeries also dress in moss, fox skins, flowers and spider webs.
Did you know? It is said that the passage of time for faeries is  not the same as it is for mortal men. Some legends say that faeries are born old and grow younger as they 'age', while many others hold that they are ageless and forever young. While in faerie lands, mounds and burrows, time is usually not consistent with the outside world. There are accounts of men entering a faerie residence and sleeping but a night, while 50 years pass outside. If faeries age only a day for 50 years, then they could quite easily appear immortal compared to humans.
Faeries often dance in circles in the grass which are called faerie rings. The wild enchantment of the faerie music can lead passersby inexorably twords the ring which, like a faerie kiss or faerie food and drink, can lead to captivity forever in the world of Faerie. If a human steps into the ring he is compelled to join the faeries in their wild prancing. The dance might seem to last only minutes, or an hour or two, or even a whole night but in fact the normal duration would be seven years by our time and sometimes longer. The captive can be rescued by a friend who, with others holding his coat-tails, follows the faerie music, reaches into the ring (keeping one foot firmly outside) and pulls the dancer out.
An excellent way to gett a fayrie, but for myself I call Margarett Barrance but this will obtaine any one that is notallready bound.

First gett a broad square christall or Venus glasse in length and breadth 3 inches, then lay that glasse or christall in a red clothe 3 wednesdayes or 3 fridayes: then take it out and wash it with holy aqua and fumigate it: then take 3 hazle sticks or wands of an yeare groth, pill them fayre and white, and make soe longe as you can write the spiritts name, or fayries name, which you call 3 times, on every sticke being made flatt one side, then bury them under some stone hill whereas you suppose fayries haunt, the wednesdaye before you call she, and the fridaye followinge take them uppe and calle she at 8 or 3 or 10 of the clock which be googe plannetts and howres for that turne: but when you calle, be in cleane life and turne thy face towards the East, and when you have she bind her to that stone or glasse.

An unguent to annoynt under the eylidds and upon the eylidds evninge and morninge, but especially when you call, or finde your sighte not perfect.

Put sallet oyle into a Viall glasse but first wash it withe rose water, and marygold flower water, the flowers be gathered toward the east, wash it til the oyle come white, then putt it into the glasse, ut supra, and put there to the buds of hollyhocke, the flowers of marygold; the flowers or topps of wild time the buds of younge hazel, and the time must begathered neare the side of a hille where fayries used to go oft, and the grasse of a fayrie throne, there, all these putte into the oyle, in the glasse, and sett it to dissolve 3 dayes in the sonne, and thou keep it for thy use; ut supra.
There was a time when we all roamed the earth together co-existing in peace and harmony. When Fairies walked with humans, the world was perfect. Uncontaminated. A place of beauty, harmony and joy. Now chaos reigns supreme. Before you discard that statement - think about it. The earth is polluted, rivers are dirty and choked. Animals are dying because Mother Earth (or it's people) can't sustain them. Peace and harmony - non existent. Hearts are heavy. Imagination is hard pressed. Most of our time is spent wondering who we are, and where are we going. Those of us on a spiritual path find peace. We fill ourselves with love. We hope and we dream. In essence, we walk with fairies. Or Angels. Or God. We walk in light. We aren't the only ones who do. Everyone does at times in their lives. It just seems people going through some kind of spiritual awakening are the ones who will readily admit it!

Fairies play as much a part in our lives as breathing does. Why? Because Fairies represent the childlikeness that is contained within the heart and soul of every man and woman. They represent the mystic. The Magic. Play and fun. They tell us that we don't need to grow up. We just need to grow.

Fairies come in all shapes and forms. Peace and harmony CAN reign supreme. You don't have to be on a spiritual path to believe in Fairies. You just need to have a heart that can love. To have just once in your life wished on a star. I wish you an open heart, an open mind. And in your hopes and dreams for this year, ask a Fairy to touch your heart with magic dust to make your dreams come true. And most of all - I wish - you wouldn't grow up. Just Grow. To use the words of Dr Winston O'Boogie - this is an invitation, to make a reservation, for the magical mystery tour.
Magical - because Fairies represent all things mystic.
Mystery - because who really knows?
Tour - it's a journey. Taken in the comfort of wherever you are sitting reading this.
So, where do Fairies come from? Legend has it that when God created the earth, the Angels wept with joy at the beauty of 'His' creation. An though they all had Angel duties to attend to, some just could not leave this beautiful place. So God made them smaller. More human looking, and sent them down to earth to live. They no longer had the power of the Angels, but were given gifts of their own, to help them lift the hearts of humans and tend to the planet. They co-existed with mankind in harmonious tranquility. But mankind changed with degrees of awareness, and thought themselves superior to the folk of fairyland. They created boundaries that the Fairies were not to cross. Created order. Technology. The fairies retreated, practising their art of invisibility to overcome this. They merged with trees. Some went to live in the water, becoming nymphs and mermaids. They blended into the natural environment and became part of it. Always intrigued by humans and requiring our assistance to live and evolve, they never went far from man. Due to the lack of understanding of our destructive nature, Fairies became withdrawn, and had little contact with humans.

They still loved us though, and tried to sprinkle their magic dust to help make our dreams come true. But history has shown we began to dream dreams the Fairies could not make come true. We began to cut down trees, killing the Fairies that lived inside. We polluted waterways, maiming and disfiguring those who lived there. We lost our belief in things magical. The Fairies, realising they could no longer co-exist with us, separated into different groups. The Elements and the Nature Spirits. Each helping mankind, but in a more subtle way. Working mainly with Nature, they moved to secret places, communicating only with children and the pure of heart. But Fairies long to walk with us. Always carrying the remembrance of the joy we bought to each other. Every soul has a purpose. Sometimes we get so lost in our daily lives we forget our purpose and our joy. Through it's connection to God our soul tells us something is missing in our lives. The realm of Fairies reminds us to keep joy and hope alive. Walk with nature. Smell the perfume of the flowers. Hear bird song. Walk with God. And the Fairies. Let the Magical Mystery Tour begin.
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