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HATE me!
FEAR me!
ALL
shall LOATHE me
and DESPAIR!!
We warned you to stay away...
Now you're in the realm of
Baybun's Rules of Conduct
Baybun's Very Own Filk
Do you have a weird, mean or downright evil ted in your home? Distract it from inflicting mayhem on your domicile by shanghaiing the little monster off to....

BAYBUN the BEARSERKER'S INTERGALACTIC GANG of EVIL TEDS!

Send us a smallish-size (maybe 100x100 pixel or so) picture of your ted, along with a brief description of its vile behavior (but keep it clean--this is a family site, no matter what Baybun may think!). Should Supreme Overlord Baybun accept your ted's undying fealty, this data will become part of your ted's entry on the roll call page!
You should check this out to see if your ted can hack it in Baybun's service!
Listen to Baybun's Favorite Rock Band!
UNCLE BAYB'
WANTS YOU!!
Write to Baybun!
What Baybun considers a Cute Little Cartoon
Aha! Well met! Click, friend, and enter!
Alas! Will the evil Baybun succeed in spreading his foul villainy across cyberspace? Is there no one to oppose him?

But wait! There are whispered legends of such a hero! He is undoubtedly very near even now!

Search this page carefully for a sign of his stealthy surveillance, and you will surely gain entrance to his sanctorum!
You want a link back to the Index page, or Home Page, or something?
NO WAY!!!
You're trapped here forever!!
BWAhahahaha!!!!
I'm not nice or polite! I'm BAYBUN!!
My pages are evil and weird
and give you headaches!!
And I will  conquer cyberspace!!
So LOOK OUT, slugs!!
Nyah, nyah! Yeah, right! Some hero! *Bbbpppptttt!!*