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Sir Oscar's...
...League of Exceptional Teds!
Oscar's Blind
surveillance
spy-hole
Meeting Hall

**(you are here)**
Map
Welcoming
Recruiting
Library

Code of Conduct
Weapons & Armor
Weblinks
Dining Hall
Training Hall

Baybun Prevention
Recreation Hall

Games
Songs
Gardens

Noble Causes
Roll of Honor
Map of Headquarters
Door to the Library
Door to the Dining Hall
Hallway out to the Gardens
Or, if you prefer, you may use a map to guide your travel.
    It seems rather elaborate for a hidden base of operations, you say?
Ah, but this is the internet, not the physical world in which you folk dwell,
and such things are possible in Cyberspace. It also helps that Baybun is not excessively alert. were he truly a reincarnated evil space mercenary as he claims, I suspect it would take vast and constant concentration to maintain such a vile nature as he possesses in a gentle ted form. Teds are normally, with few exceptions, peaceful and friendly creatures. Perhaps this is the reason he seems to try to excess to appear foul and revolting, and to make his lair so unbearable.
     Baybun is attempting to gather other teds of his rare type together into a villainous gang, so I shall likewise recruit brave teds to my aid and keep him at bay no matter what he plots! we shall become.....
    If your ted is adventuresome, heroic, stalwart and true, then mayhaps service in the League would be of interest! In the Library are the Code of Conduct and guidelines on use of Weaponry and Armor your ted may find useful in deciding if the League is right for him or her. Please take a few moments to study these documents before applying, for of course this is a momentous decision and should be made with proper care!

                                                      Are you ready?
                                 Excellent! I hope you have elected to apply.
                                        There are two options available:
You can send an e-mail to us with details about your ted and a small .gif file picture of your ted. Or you can use this handy form. Those wishing to simply e-mail their applications can view the form for the details of importance.

   
* (The "handy form" is not behaving well, I fear, yet you may still use it as a guide to creating your own application via e-mail until I subdue this unruly script!)

** Your ted need not costume him or herself before people in real life-although I find doing so quite comfortable. Perhaps your ted's persona only exists on paper! If so, a small .gif of the artwork would be good as well as a picture of the real ted. You still must have a real ted upon which you base your artwork or stories. Such teds would be rather like costumed crimefighters with secret identities, would they not?
Doorway to the Training Hall!
To Training Hall
Welcome to my sanctum
sanctorum, friends! Here have I
prepared accomodations for any
teds who wish to aid me
in my duty!

Doorway to Recreation Hall!
To Rec Hall
Please feel free to
explore the premises! You can open
any door which is unlocked, and they
will only be locked if there is yet
naught behind them.
Lord Kyl provided the torchlight in my main hall.
Oscar's Coat-of-Arms