SIR OSCAR's GUIDE
to
BAYBUN CONTROL
Step 1:
The Villain attempts to wreak havok.
Step 2:
The Fearless Legionnaire
steps forth.
Step 3:
The Villain responds.
    Should the villain respond in a negative manner, proceed to...

Step 4:
Trouncing the Foe.
Step 5:
Receiving the Villain's surrender.
* One should speak
bravely and clearly in confronting evil.
Back to HQ!
Come with me if you would return to the Main Hall.