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This is Dr Isaac Davenport, hes travelling incognito in attempt to not be linked to the author of this site, yet another failure, we found you buddy, and from the looks of it in the land of the chubby women, scarey bring back pictures man.
This is me in Germany in 2001. I thought sept 11th should mean great fares to Europe! Sadly their was anti American sentiments, not among the Germans (a notoriusly peaceloving people) but among the Fairies... Damn Fairies, but oddly it did not put a damper on my vacation because im used to being hit by strange women, call it a gift.
This is me, on the couch next to my bro who i decided not to crop out, why do i have a bag on my head, I think the question is why dont you have a bag on yours.
This is my big brother Sammy, hes currently looking for love(female love), so if your in the Colorado area, send me an email with a picture of your titties and and where you can be contacted. Well get back to you.
Emily, if you promise to not let me know that  is on your nose, Ill promise Ill never ask.
     Halloween 2003.          Wellity Wellity Wellity, arent joo just the da Suckzor bitz!. Yeah thats right, Im givin you the finger, cuz lets face it. I HATE YOU! No really, YOU damn it! Get off yer ass and get me free stuff!
Great Moments in sobriety volume 2. Im not sure what possessed me to go to work as the negative of Malcolm X, but I think I have enough style class,  and abilty to write outlandish lies about myself on my webpage to pull it off.
Great Moments in Sobriety Volume 1.
Spencer, my youngest brother says 'Hi.' I have asked around for other random people to submit every day pictures so people can understand why suicide seems like such a viable option in my day to day life, in the end spencer sent me this one, but I think he could have sent something butte.. better.
Owww wow, that is some ugly ugly ugly hair!
Great Moments in Sobriety Volume III. I told you bastards I play raquetball, and to prove it wasnt an ether induced hallucination, I have pictures. Sam (Left) Mad Doc Ike (middle) and Meister sucky su.. err me (right).
Me giving you the finger.... again. Thats right you.you filthy little midgets
Some friends getting hitched, and to think NONE of the brides maids would have anything to do with me, thats me 4th gorilla on the right, the one with glasses. Starting from bride, Kerri, Paul (the blushing bride AND groom, hes so rosy cheeked) Niks disembodied head, curtis, me webster, kerris brother (tm)
More pictures as the life warrants.