-Losing Miserably to Humans in TFC Since 2001-

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We have been enjoying success in the 5v5 CTF leagues for quite some time, but that doesn't give us the spotlight enough. Our total record of 13-2 in 5v5 leagues only got us accustomed to winning all the damn time. The 5v5 team set the tone of the clan, which was winning most matches and playing far above our potential. The 5v5 team was made of random lower to middle league newbies who blew out top notch 5v5 clans with teamwork, dedication, communication, and pride. Our long winning streaks meant that losses were a rarity, which meant that a single loss blows the clan apart. Our second loss was our final 5v5 match. The winning characterisics continued over to the first few weeks of our ADL debut, with an upset over ~RAK~ giving us the silver crown. During this tenure we developed a reputation as being obnoxious, potty-mouthed CTF players. We also developed a heated rivalry with .//lkta which provided endless hours of amusing trash talk. After several weeks, the hype and dedication died down much the same way our 5v5 team did. The first loss gave us an awful approach to the games after. Soon the clan died much the same death the 5v5 team did, except we managed to bounce back after our three game slide, eventually losing to aF| in the title match that ended up in the team pointing fingers at each other and yelling insensitive remarks over voice comms.

In the lonely irc channel of #farmanimals after the second death, the only two remaining original farmers, donkey and horse, always had fun. We would play scrabble or go-fish on yahoo, play ctf during Monday and Thursday nights, and always make fun of each others ethnicities, girlfriends, and rides. In addition to that, two chicks idled there as well so the room wasn't a sausage fest like 95% of the other channels on gamesnet. Mind you, these chicks were actually decent looking, unlike the nerdy, acne-infested, fat typical gaming girl. During this time, horse was happily in }S-N{ with his eight core players from the ADL team. donkey never went over to }S-N{, he was always doing something else on Sundays: jacking off, having explosive diarrhea from bad Mexican food, worrying about his girlfriend getting pregnant again for the 26th time, or all of the above. The bottom line was that he wasn't very dedicated and did not want to play ADL again.

The summer of '03 dragged on, }S-N{ was constantly losing to only two clans: .//lkta and 3v|. At least, }S-N{ won the gold title during this span though. battleangel and STRYFE moved on with life and left the clan, leaving many ex-farm members without an ADL home. They all went separate ways, but most of them just quit the ADL scene. ADL matchplay without horse and the crew was not worth playing for. horse went to college and had trouble adjusting to the schedule, especially with a roommate from Kuwait who constantly sleepwalks and talks to him about strange stuff like the preferred colors of bathtubs. After several months, there were two attempts at reforming the clan, without luck. On the third try, it was successful, bringing back most of the core, some old }S-N{ clanmates, and some recruited outside of the circle within the ADL community. donkey even came back; farm wouldn't be the same with one of the cofounders missing. He still doesn't play on Sundays.

We're currently enjoying our stay in gold, piling up the losses. We suck so much.

-horse