Crappy adult artwork

I'm sure you have all seen Maddox's "Crappy children's artwork" page. Some of his best work indeed, except for one problem. Nobody cares. Everyone hates children. No one liked their pictures in the first place. Now for some reason, people like adult artwork better, so I decided to grade some of the best artwork by adults I could find.

Most people that see this probably think that it's very creative and cool looking. Well it's just shit. Hey Escher, next time get off your fat lazy ass and finish. He doesn't add a body or a head. We can't tell if their hands belong to an ugly person and should be ignored. F A long time ago, when I was but a wee little sailor, and still in diapers (a few hours ago), I ate some crayons. Then I took a shit. I could have sworn I wasn't Willem De Kooning, yet when I looked at the shit, it look just like this painting. If my nervous system hadn't caused my eyes to go blind before seeing it, I would probably be dead, and not be able to sue Kooning for copying me. Death from crappypaintitus. F What the hell was Da Vinci thinking when he drew this? If "Mona" wasn't so ugly in this painting, I would give it a high rating. I can practically see him, getting drunk and pissing all over a canvas. When he sobers up, he realizes it is horrible, and decides to somehow brainwash people into thinking it is good. Leonardo you bastard. F

M.C. Escher, age 50

Willem De Kooning, age 63

Leonardo Da Vinci, age 51

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