From: "sean harding" <themighty311@yahoo.com> Add to Address Book
To: fastmanfunnay@yahoo.com
Seriously dude, your not funny or whitty in any way, i
can honestly picture you sitting at your computer
for hours at a time desprettly struggling to come up
with a topic, and when you do you create some crappy
drawing that doesnt show any creative ability at all.
You say you enjoy making a mochary of maddox fans, but
your not any good at it, your just not funny. Now i
bet your going to insult my spelling or say how much
of an idiot i am the way maddox would.
Yes I am about to say how much of an idiot you are the way Maddox does. I, like Maddox, pick out the shittiest and poorest examples of hate-mail to post on my site. And I respond to my hate mail, because I am an unoriginal Maddox copier, so I have to respond.
I don't spend hours trying to come up with topics. When a topic comes to me (usually at times when I am not near my computer), I make a note on any paper I have around me. Later I take up 1-2 hours writing about it. Most of my time is reading through it to make sure I like what I wrote and I like how it sounds (since only my opinion matters).
My drawings aren't supposed to be good. I don't try to make them good. It takes about 5 minutes to make each one, but really, I don't care. I draw whatever it takes to get the point across. This is usually a drawing that even the children, whom have had their asses handed to them by Maddox, would laugh at. I'm surprised you are the first idiot that has made fun of them.
Finally, I don't need to make fun of Maddox fans. Posting your e-mail just proves how stupid they are. Look at you, brought down to the level of some expressionless retard. Making fun of something as easy as my artwork, and basing some of your information you enlightened me with on nothing (i can honestly picture you sitting at your computer for hours at a time desprettly struggling to come up with a topic...). I can imagine owning Maddox's site, and being bad ass, but that doesn't make it true. Then you go on betting that I will make fun of your dull message. This was probably supposed to make me prove you wrong, and not post your contemptible letter. I hope now you understand the folly of your utterance. Please, no more pointless hate-mails and I promise I will take the hate-mail section off my site, because this is getting just stupid.
Date: Mon, 22 Dec 2003 13:20:59 -0800 (PST)
From: "Mr Wiggons" <mrwiggons@yahoo.com>
Subject: SiteF
To: fastmanfunnay@yahoo.com
Your so gay. You think rap music is gay. How queer is that? Have you ever gone out with someone who wasn't a guy? Now I understand why you copy off of Maddox. It's because your so gay you want to be him. That's almost as pitiful as Michael Jackson wanting to be a girl. You should just shut down your little homo site and stop telling kids that listening to rappers that do crack is gay. You know, why am I even talking to you. You're too dense to comprehend. You can't eveennn splel write.
That is one of the best pieces of hate-mail I have recieved in my one month of copying Maddox (that was sarcasm). How am I gay? Where do people keep on getting this idea. This guy is much more origional though, as he uses queer and homo in other sentences. I never call anything gay, and I never imply that I am gay. I have recieved a lot of hate mail concerning how I called rap gay. I never called rap gay.
I'm so gay I want to be him (Maddox)? Right there you are implying that Maddox is gay by saying that I want to be him and saying I'm gay. Then you go on how its almost as pitiful as Michael Jackson wanting to be a girl. So wanting to be Maddox is pitiful? You are worse than a Maddox fan (I guess that was possible). You aren't a Maddox fan.
I don't have to go on more, because you already made yourself look like the biggest dumbass by using mock-sarcasm, and spelling words wrong saying I can't spell at all. You can go listen to your straight rap. I'd approve if it destroyed the rest of your brain (if there is still any left).
Back to how much I suck...
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