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The Fathers' Fiasco received massive federal funding to fight radical feminism and immediately moved into its plush new headquarters at Fathers' Fiasco Hill, just a few miles north of the downtown L.A. business district, on 1pm Tuesday, April 27, 2000, in preparation for its "fight back against the power of facts," per feminist Trish Wilson. This new headquarters is based on "a supposed claim to help men to become better fathers, but in reality it is nothing more than a white supremacy group in disguise," said Trish. She went on, "These days, white supremacy activists, like right-wing militia sympathizers, are particularly active on the Internet. Some cybergroups, like the Fathers' Fiasco, actively recruit members, accounting for the rapid rise in the organization to more than two signatures."


World Headquarters: Phone and Fax (912) 794-0627

Official World Wide Web Site: http://www.oocities.org/fathersfiasco

Email: fathersfiasco@mtv.com or fathersfiasco@yahoo.com


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A feature film written and directed by John Knight. Attend the gala premier of this much awaited sweeping autobiographical drama via a live webcast brought to you by none other than Fathers' Fiasco. Interact with the stars live, online. Chat with Jim Carey who stepped in at the last minute to take the lead role of John Knight after Robert Blake had to withdraw for personal reasons. A little creativity in the make-up department brilliantly transforms Rosie O'Donnell into the budding Japanese tart of John's adulterous desires. Ellen DeGeneres stars as the long suffering wife who finds refuge in the intimate friendships she develops with characters portrayed by Dennis Rodman and Sandra Bernhard. Pee Wee Herman rounds out the cast as John's son.


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