Surprise, surprise, kiddies. We're not at all who we say we are! Hence the fame, Fuckin Fake! Did the lightbulb just go off in your head? Are you seeing the light? If not its time to get smart and remove the blinders, because if you believed for one moment that these 'celebrity' journals were real -- well, we feel for you, and your parents, for having to deal with your stupidity. Honestly, its not healthy to be that gullible. We send you our best wishes in hoping you grow out of it, and please, update us on your road to recovery!
The journals you have been reading are produced, and run, by fans; they are intended for entertainment purposes only. The thoughts, beliefs, lifestyles and actions portrayed in these journals are not, and should not be taken as, those of the celebrity. This is in no way an accurate depiction, but rather a fictional expression; the celebrity portrayal is based on the perception of a public persona, and/or the fruits of each individual writer's imagination. The maintainers of each individual journal, and the maintainers of the Fuckin Fake community do not atest to having any kind of connection to, or permission from, the celebrity portrayed. That being said, we cannot get you concert tickets, tell you what hotels they're staying at, or give you their phone numbers; we have no connections whatsoever, because we are, like you, mere fans. In fact, most of the time, we have no idea what we're talking about. Is that understood?
No libel, malice, misrepresentation, or harm is intended towards the celebrity; in no way are these journals to be viewed as reality, nor do we, as role players, seek to misinform anyone of the true celebrity. We believe this constitutes fair use under Section 107 of the US Copyright Law. The maintainers and owner of Fuckin Fake claim no responsibility for content placed in personal journals.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Don't be stupid. Read these before you ask us anything.
Ohmigod are you really insert celebrity here?! I'm your BIGGEST FAN!!!
No. We cannot stress this enough. We're not the actual celebs. Do you honestly think they'd have time to log onto AIM every day, or maintain an online journal? I bet you're feeling pretty stupid now, aren't you? Thats ok, really; there are a million morons out there just like you. I'm sure there is a support group out there for your kind somewhere! Just remember, again, its not real. Its fantasy, fiction, a fairytaleEverything we say is bullshit. Are we clear?
OHMIGAWD U LIE insert celebrity here IS SOOOOOO NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!~
Well of course they're not (well at least to our knowledge). But its called slash, male/male and female/female pairings (sexual or romantic), commonly used in fanfictions and role playing games. We are in no way insinuating that the celebrity is actually gay . If you're homophobic, or the idea of slash makes you cringe, don't fucking play. Don't read the journals. No one is forcing you, so really, stop your bitching already
You're SUCH a loser! Why do you waste your time trying to be someone you're not?!
To each his own, bitch :) It's a game, and we have fun playing it. We've heard your complaint so many times that its commonplace anymore. It doesn't effect us, to please make the world a better place, roll over, and die :) To be brutally honest, we don't give a flying fuck what you think. No one is forcing you to read the material, and, keeping that in mind, think about just how immature your whining and complaining makes you look. Bottom line: If you don't like us, don't read what we produce. Novel concept, huh?
Actually, I don't think you're losers. I'm kind of interested myself...
Great. Set up a journal (i.e.-Incorporate the celeb's name; Eminem could be m_mathers), an AIM account (i.e.-Britney Spears could be 'basically brit' again, incorporate the celeb's name), make some icons (if you don't know how, please don't steal from others. Its annoying and immature; ask one of the mods, they'll gladly make icons for you), and interact with the members. Fuckin Fake is a closed community, and we've recently abolished our reccing system. If you want to join, comment the moderator, and they'll add you ASAP. We can't stress enough how important it is to be mature, and especially, active; it is worth noting that we've outlawed members of the groups Play, No Secrets, Dreamstreet, and their counterparts, from our community. Don't like that? Tough; we're sick of fourteen year olds running around married and pregnant. Its disgusting, and you're disgracing these kids, thanks. We want good, quality RP'ers who are able to portray celebs to a somewhat believeable degree. We also look for dedication, for people who don't plan on dying off on us. A community is only a good as its members.
The celebrity I want is taken! -throws a fit- WHAT NOW?!
There is absolutely nothing we can do about it. Once a celeb is taken, and active, they're gone. You can either cry about it (and fuck off if you do, we have no sympathy), or view your other options: If the celebrity journal is not updated for two weeks [assuming they're active on AIM--if they're not, the period is reduced to one update a week], without a valid excuse, read: sickness, vacation, computer crashed, etc., they will be deleted from the community, and their celeb will be up for grabs. If not, be creative. Don't be afraid to play a lesser known celebrity. In April 2002, very few knew who Avril Lavigne was, yet there were RP journals set up for her. A little less than a year and five grammy nods later, she is one of the most popular, and sought after, celebs to be played. Keep that in mind. Lesser known celebs will be accepted just as easily as Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera. And who knows, a year from now they may be plucked from obscurity.
Links
FF Helpful Hints/User Guide-- Confused as to what the hell you're doing? Click it already
FF Rules -- This isn't a democracy, we are your dictators
The Fuckin Fake Community -- Welcome to the mothership
Blurty -- The mothership OF our mothership :-*
AIM -- AOL instant messenger; a must for interaction