Welcome to the Foley High Trumpet Section's website. This site is in ABSOLUTELY NO way created, kept up by, in agreement with or conceived by the Foley High School Marching Band. This site is only in relation with the Trumpet Section. Our Trumpet Section takes all responsibility for any and all views, opinions, and facts stated upon this page. The entire site was thought up by  Dustin Edwards. He holds soul possession of the password and the ability to edit the page in any way shape or form. The soul purpose of this page is to inform the visitor of our PoWeR. It gives the viewer a glance into the heart of the section. If you have a problem with the content of this page notify Dustin. Your complaint will go through the following process (similar...I think.... just depends.):
1. Written on paper (by you).
2. Sealed in an envelope with a self addressed envelope inside. (MUST HAVE STAMP!)
3. This complaint is then handed over to Tim Williamson (me).
4. I will immediately open the letter.
5. The letter is scanned to see if there are any compliments.
6. After this it is crumpled into a small paper ball.
7. I will look around for the closest "Unwanted Item Container".
8. Once found the "Paper Ball Complaint Thingie" is swiftly brought into the "Basketball player fixing to take a shot at the bucket" pose.
9. The "Paper Ball Complaint Thingie" is then swiftly tossed into the air.
10. If lucky, the "Paper Ball Complaint Thingie" will fall "Accidentally" into the "Unwanted Item Container".
11. Next, I will write on a piece of second-hand paper the words "Thanks for the compliments".
12. This paper is then folded rather quickly and stuffed into the self-addressed envelope.
13. The envelope is then given to the nearest freshmen and ordered to return it to it's owner.
14. You'll never see the letter I sent back because I lied in steps 11-13. I'm not wasting my time on you. I'll just keep the envelope and white-out the addresses. Thanks for the stamp!
As you can see, I don't care what you think and probably never will. Since only a woodwind would be stupid enough to actually file a complaint, I'll be sure to laugh extra hard. If you REALLY want to complain, then go do so to yourself for not being as intelligent as I. I have spent MANY hours on this website. If you think you can up me one and create a website for ANY section that is superior to ours, go ahead and try. I'll laugh at your attempt since you'll probably never finish. You'll figure out that there is a WHOLE lot more to this than just looking at the computer and waving your hands in a magical manner. Now, LEAVE ME TO PEACE and keep coming back to see just how much better we are than you.=) Have a great day!
This page was created by a Trumpet and shall be forever maintained by a Trumpet
Also, if it is found that the Foley High School Sax Section Homepage has in ANY way whatsoever TRIED to duplicate this page all members shall be deported to Singapore or executed.
No images, text, ideas, pictures, brain farts, greatness, coolness, colors, space, trumpet, or url may be duplicated in any way without the permission of the author, a bowl of Rice Crispies, a letter from the Pope, 2/3 vote by the Senate, some money, a Maynard Ferguson CD (Primal Scream is recommended), a picture of my arm, signed autograph of Kip, a Manderbuilt Trumpet, and a marshmallow (neon green).
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