yay... look at my face. i use it to decorate my head, and to stop my brain sliding out.

anyway, im cheese feeler, im 21 and i rock. a bit.... not 'rock' in a greasy, shouty music way... just generally. anyway, i live in coventry, the most beautiful city in all of the world... if you like concrete and scumbags. i spend my night showering to get the stench of scumbaggery off me. but hey, i could be worse... i could think sportswear looks nice. he he.

im a media student... sorry. i cant help it. it just kind of happened. sorry. and i work in a photolab, laughing at ugly naked people... fun. actually if you knew how much we just stand around and laugh at your pictures you would...um... well you'd probably stop taking so many pictures of your cocks. including the girls.

um... im the worst hat fetishist ever... cos i buy them but hardly ever wear them. i think i just like to prod them. i have a black beanie somewhere that i slept in ever night for about 6 months... and id pull it over my eyes, when i wanted to sleep... it was like a little duvet for my head... hmmm..

i probably listen to too much music... i think i'm like one of those dancing flowers from the 80's... and i only move, and do stuff if there is music playing. anyway... i like sheryl crow (mm!), beck (funky), prince (funkier), missy elliot and timbaland (woo!)...um... and loads of chilled stuff...

i like my tim burton, clive barker, will self, chris morris, um... paul from s club 7... (actually, ive got a poster of paul above my bed, and you can see a bit of his knick knocks...mmm)

anyway... hope you like the cartoons... don't worry if you don't.. they were done with minimum effort, but maximum niceness. the site is called flipwinky cos it the first word that came into my head. there arent any capital letters becuase of a combination of pretention and the shift key being soooo far away.

um thats about it... um.... oh yeah, i get too drunk and start offering all kinds of naughty things to people that i really shouldn't. well,... it's better than waking up and knowing where you are... thats soo passe.

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