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Political
Kerry Admits Injections Then Recants,
Claims Confusion
Kerry's
Unknown Star Wars Bit Gig
Gore
Frozen During Speech
Howard
Dean Amputates Hand To Show He's Serious
Roll
of Bubble Wrap Now 2nd Democratic Frontrunner Behind Dean, Gaining
Pancake
Fiasco Leaves Stain On Dean, Kerry, Political System
President
Bush Admits Affair With Ann Coulter
Bush
Forms New Political Party
Bush,
Cheney Make Historic Hang Glider Landing On Aircraft Carrier
Limbaugh
A Drug Lord, Dental Records Show
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Apolitical
Celebrity Photographer Honored For Work
In Mug Shots
Wrong
Arm Attached To Victim Of Farming Accident
Employee
Earns Coveted Recognition Award
Teen
Avoids Killing Own Family By Taking "Deep Breath"
Study
Shows Combovers Successful at Fooling, Attracting Opposite Sex
Black
Hole Discovered Inside Post Office
Fruitcake
Attacks, Devours Pit Bull
Wave
of Fast-Food Mascot Serial Murders Has Police Baffled
Iraq
Acquires New Outside Police Force in Auction Mishap
Charles
Manson Released From Prison
Flesh-Eating
Bacteria Refuse To Eat Michael Jackson
Players
At Super Bowl To Wear Cowboy Boots, Among Other Changes
Super
Bowl Canceled Amid Fears of Terrorist Attack
Bruckheimer
To Remake "It's A Wonderful Life"
Space
Station Air Leak Finally Discovered
New
Star Wars Movie Going Straight To Video - "It's A Stinker"
Leno
Admits He Was Once Gay
Stick-Figure-Man
Wins Copyright Lawsuit
Las
Vegas Rocked By Terrorist Attack
Gibson's 'Passion' Subliminal
Nazi Propaganda
Passion
Of The Christ: A Warlock Hunt
Super Bowl To Get Name ChangeConcorde
Converted Into Supersonic Sub
French
Schools Ban Nike Products
Rottweilers
To Be Renamed "Pink Fuzzies"
Martha
Stewart Dances Atop SUV After Court Appearance
Saddam
Captor Revealed
Saddam's
Insidious Plot
UK's
Beagle 2 Finally Makes Full Contact
Tom
Hanks A Violent Drunk, Friends Say
War
Erupts At Disney World
Queer
Eye For That Saddam Guy
TV
Talk: Trista Pregnant, Ryan Furious
Reality
Scoop - Trista and Ryan's Divorce
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Pic Gallery
Kerry Tells Girl To Stop Blocking View
Of Him...
Proud
Kerry Shows Off Wife's Dry Armpit...
The
Three-Billion Dollar Man (Slow-Mo Action Sequence)...
Kerry
Keeps Eye On The Ball...
Kerry
Finds His Soul Mate...
Kerry
Gets Finger Stuck, Squeels Like Stuck Pig...
Kerry
Threatened For Being A Sissy-Girl...
Kerry
Dominates Football Game, Pleased With Own Performance...
Kerry
Reveals His Earth-Saving Solar-Powered Campaign Bus...
Kerry
Laughs That Some Actually Believe It's Solar-Powered...
Kerry
Invites Man To Feel Armpit...
Kerry
Quickly Recovers From "Sleepy Leg" Of Long Bus Ride
...
University
Students On Extra Credit Assignment...
Kerry
Tells Veterans To Stay Off Plane...
Kerry
Courts "Family Values" Vote...
Kerry
Courts Flight Attendants...
Kerry
Introduces Invisible Friend As VP Running Mate...
Two
Great, Yet Paranoid, Men Discuss Tactics Of Secret Republican
Spies...
Kerry
Glues Fingers Together, Shares Laugh...
...Until
Everyone Supports The Rich White Guy...
Kerry,
Gephart, Come out Of Closet...
Kerry
Raises The Roof (Sort Of)...
Just
A Little Reminder Of Who's Really Boss...
Proof
That They're The "Throwback" Party...
Wife
Of Kerry Goes Coo Coo...
Kerry
Goes Slumming...
Kerry
And The "Little Man"...
Hillary
Runs Out Of Lipstick...
Slick
Willy Still At It, Standards Even Lower ...
Blacks
Supporting Millionaire White Man...
Clinton
Lets Mortal Touch Him...
Timid
Liberal Embarks In Capitalism...
Moore
Butchers Star Spangled Banner...
Moore
Indicates How Many Truths Are Actually In Film...
Kerry
Campaign Litters With Dead Tree Particles...
Kerry
Entertains With Imaginary Glass Wall...
Kerry's
Confident Look Encourages, Motivates Supporters...
Dumbfounded
Kerry Placed Into Stocks By Union Workers...
The
Suave Crooner...
Kerry
Pretends He's Weightlifting Champion...
Kerry
Pretends To Jab Iacocca With Spear...
Streisand
Still Thinks Sh'e Rachel From F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
Do
You Know Just How Short You Are?...
Kerry
Fails To Hurl Ball Entire Length Of Campaign Jet...
Kerry
Saves Campaign Jumbo Jet From Getting Dented - Whew!...
Kerry
Attempts Clintonized Lower-Lip Bite...
Millionaires
United...
Kerry:
"I've Had It Up To HERE!"...
Kerry
Gives "Black Power" Salute...
Kerry Ponders: "Did She Have
An Abortion?"...
Honey,
I Shrunk The Possible Democtratic Presidential Hopeful Candidate
Nominee Vietnam War Veteren War Hero...
UFO
Performs Flyover During Kerry Speech, Roswewell Polls Surge...
Kerry
Lobbies Gay Vote By Kissing Man...
Typical
Democratic Voter...
Kerry
Approves The Roominess And Comfort Of His SUV...
Kerry
Super-Sizes Engines On Earth-Murdering Campaign Jumbo Jet...
Hey
Mac, You Gonna Finish That Caviar?
Kerry
Gets Baby To Do Own Dirty Work...
Vets
Ask If They Can Ride In Kerry's New Jet...
Kerry
Gets New Campaign "Aerial SUV"...
Kerry
Gets Cup Stuck To Face, Pretends It's Normal...
Kerry
Campaign Jet Goes Into Nosedive, Pretends It's Normal...
Kerry
Questions Whether Workers Belong In First Class...
Kerry
Shows What People Look Like When They're Sick...
Kerry
Shows What People Should Look Like When They're Healthy...
Kerry
Takes Self Hostage, Threatens To Jab Adam's Apple If Not Elected...
Kerry
Legs Buckle, But Enthusiasm Remains High...
Kerry
Pinches Self At Own Rally To Stay Awake...
Kerry
Distracts Self By Making Bird Face Shadow Puppet On Podium...
Kerry
Supporter Prays: Anyone But Kerry...
Babs
Claim: I Played Rachel In FRIENDS...
Kerry
Grabs Crotch During Campaign Rap Ditty...
Kerry
Nearly Run Over In Nighttime Jeep Mishap...
Kerry
Finds Religion After Evil SUV Almost Murdered Him...
Kerry
Shows He's Got Religion...
Kerry
Sucks Really Really Hard...
Kerry
Super-Glues Baseball To Finger...
Kerry
Super-Glues Football To Fingers...
Kerry
Inspects Vet's Fingernails...
Kerry
Loses Lunch After "Rough Landing"...
Second
Kerry Head Found, Stocks Tumble...
Kerry
Orders Minorities To "Stay In The Back"...
Kerry
Brandishes Sword At Ceremony To Appear Hawkish...
Bouncer
Kerry Orders Vet To Get Back In Line...
Changeling
Bush Caught Off Guard WIth His "Evil" Face...
Kerry
Pretends He's In Glass Box, Dubbed "Life Of The Party"...
Kerry
Gets Own Display At Wax Museum...
Kerry
Gleefully Chokes Microphone, Pretends It's Bush...
Kerry
Shows Kids How Much Taller He Is...
Michelins
Taken Hostage, Burned ***WARNING-GRAPHIC***...
Kerry
Confirmed As tallest Candidate Ever At 12'10''...
Kerry
Stumps Like An E-gyp-tian...
Kerry
Amused At Poke In Eye...
Bush
On Kerry's Defense Strategy...
Kerry
Gets New Campaign "Aerial SUV"...
Kerry
Forces Infant Environmantalist Into His Landlubbing SUV...
Gore
Wins Belching Contest...
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