Greetings, victims...hope you like our little interactive story. Our names, in case you were wondering (which you probably weren't, but we'll tell you anyways), are Saki and Elena Halfelven. PLEASE put "Freaky Slayers" or something similar into the subject bar or it will most likely be deleted. Thanks!

Contact Saki at badpenguins@hotmail.com
Contact Elena at green_limabean@u2email.com

If you want to contact us about a bad link, send us a story, give us feedback, or send us a death threat, just send it to Saki or Elena (send the death threats to Elena). Make sure to check the guidelines before you send in a story.