| Everyone has an alter-ego. Clark has Superman, Bruce has Batman, Peter has Spiderman, and FreeWall has...FrankenWall. And as alter-egos go, no one, no matter how obvious, really knows who's behind the mask. FrankenWall is basically a play on this, because I mean, how many 3'6, earringed, roly poly men do you know brave enough to wear spandex and a monster mask? If you want my opinion, FrankenBerry has more grace and poise than our hero, but you can't blame the lad for trying. Still, it's a secret, ok? FreeWall'd murder me in my sleep if he knew I told. Heh... |