AND THE NOMINEES MIGHT BE...
BEST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
  Michael Caine,
The Quiet American
  Nicholas Cage,
Adaptation
  Daniel Day-Lewis,
Gangs of New York
  Richard Gere,
Chicago
  Jack Nicholson,
About Schmidt

It would be nice, but don’t expect…

  Greg Kinnear,
Auto-Focus
   Robin Williams,
One-Hour Photo

Other outstanding lead performances this year include:
  Derek Luke,
Antwone Fisher
  Edward Norton,
25th Hour
  Adrien Brody,
The Pianist
  Adam Sandler,
Punch-Drunk Love

BEST ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
  Salma Hayek,
Frida
  Nicole Kidman,
The Hours
  Julianne Moore,
Far From Heaven
  Meryl Streep,
The Hours
  Renee Zellweger,
Chicago

But what if there’s a full moon?

  Nia Vardolas,
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
  Catherine Zeta-Jones,
Chicago

BEST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
  Chris Cooper,
Adaptation
  Willem Dafoe,
Auto-Focus
  Ed Harris,
The Hours
  Paul Newman,
Road to Perdition
  Dennis Quaid,
Far From Heaven

But what if the Road actually takes us quickly to Heaven?
  Robin Williams,
Insomnia
  Brian Cox,
25th Hour
  John C. Reilly,
Chicago or The Hours or Gangs of New York

BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

  Kathy Bates,
About Schmidt
  Cameron Diaz,
Gangs of New York
  Queen Latifah,
Chicago
  Julianne Moore,
The Hours
  Meryl Streep,
Adaptation

But what about…?
  Susan Sarandon,
Igby Goes Down
  Catherine Zeta-Jones,
Chicago
BEST PICTURE
About Schmidt
  Chicago
  Gangs of New York
  The Hours
  The Lord of the Rings:  The Two Towers

Long shot, Hail Mary, on the outside track…
 
Adaptation
  My Big Fat Greek Wedding


BEST DIRECTOR
  Stephen Daldry,
The Hours
  Peter Jackson,
The Lord of the Rings:  The Two    Towers
  Spike Jonze,
Adaptation
  Rob Marshall,
Chicago
  Martin Scorsese,
Gangs of New York

But then again maybe…
  Alexander Payne,
About Schmidt
  Spike Lee,
The 25th Hour

BEST SCREENPLAY
(Because of all the confusion about what counts as an Original Screenplay or an Adapted Screenplay, I’m lumping both categories together with ten nominees.)

 
About Schmidt
  Adaptation
  Auto-Focus
  Chicago
  Far From Heaven
  Gangs of New York
  The Hours
  The Pianist
  Thirteen Conversations About One Thing
(I’ll throw this one away on principle)
Y Tu Mama Tambien

But what if you like dangerous odds?
 
25th Hour
  Minority Report

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
  City of God
  Crime of Father Amarro, The
   Heroes
  Talk to Her
  Y Tu Mama Tambien

But weren’t there more foreign movies?
How the hell should I know?


BEST ANIMATED FILM
  Lilo & Stitch
  Spirited Away
(the surest winner this year?)
  Spirit:  Stallion of the Cimarron

What about…?
The Wild Thornberrys Movie
Treasure Planet
And the nominees might be... (technical stuff)
Expect these movies to make big splashes...