Tree climbing
Hamster smelling
Russian Bear
Delaware
Urinating on child molestors
Getting pissed on by old women
Charleston Chew
Spilling Mr. Pibb on your underwear
The A-Team
Boyertown/Wilmington/Chi Chester PA
Gay, PA
frisco_tom@yahoo.com
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| Ostrich fondling Tree climbing Hamster smelling Russian Bear Delaware Urinating on child molestors Getting pissed on by old women Charleston Chew Spilling Mr. Pibb on your underwear The A-Team |
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| We are the only site that allows you, the parochial school consumer, to not only see an alien, but to actually get down in the pudding pits and role around with an alien that you choose from our portfolio of over five, but less than seven, xenomorphs of all different frames, viscosities, and dry weights. This week we are featuring a special molest-two-test-one-for-free deal. What could be better than spending the sloppiest six minutes of your life with an actual alien in a luke warm bath of sugar-free pudding of your desired flavor. Sorry we have run out of creme de menthe but bring a friend and he/she/it will enjoy a half price admission. We have extended holiday hours and now accept AAA discounts and the Diner Club Cards and of course go-kart licenses. After exiting the arena be sure to stop by our gift shop and pick up that rare artifact you've been looking for forever. We have an ample stock of Kaboom cereal, pre-90's FYI episodes, five-legged pants, and variety packs of 9 volt kids. So what are you waiting for stop in any time between Ash wednesday and Brown thursday 10-8:37 est. We have three convenient locations all of which are next to Mustard's under the I-95 expressway (near the Carousel Center in Syracuse, NY). Coming soon our Clinton Road location in West Milford, NJ! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| I recommend the rice pudding it's got a great texture, and those 9- volt kids are the cheapest I've ever seen anywhere. Unfortunately they wouldn't let me keep any of the limbs - but what the hey you still get urine. A+++++++!!!!!!!!!!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Dave Monk Boyertown/Wilmington/Chi Chester PA |
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| I wanted Mandarin but Ray wanted Szechuan. We made a compromise and I didn't even have to stick Legos up my ass! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Chris Smiley Gay, PA |
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| LEGAL NOTICE: Although all if not most of our aliens are declawed, many are still sensitive to infra-pink light. Unverified lab tests might have concluded that our aliens might be dead though there is no official confirmation of this that isn't prone to a 0.000000000000000017% chance of miscalculation. Under section 7912-A of the Tai-Khode Treaty we reserve the right to request dental records and lymph node secretion samples. Those who are unable to furnish such may not participate in the selective lamination process prior to the initial contamination encounter and are suspended from the intraveinous feeding sessions. From past experience it seems appropriate that each participant bring their own Class F Gas Mask due to the abundance of toxic biproducts excreted from the aliens which keep the arenas classified as a level 5 fire hazard. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| All serious inquiries can be sent to: frisco_tom@yahoo.com |
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