OPENING WALLS An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is that father? "The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, quietly said to his son, "Go get your mother".
				BILLY'S THREE QUESTIONS George W.Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and George asks him what his name is. "Billy" "And what is your question, Billy?" "I have three questions: First - why is the USA invading Iraq without the support of the UN?; Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?; and third - whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Just then the bell rings for recess. George W.Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "Okay where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand, George points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your question, Steve?" "I have five questions: First - why is the USA invading Iraq without the support of the UN? Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?; Third - whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?; Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?; and Fifth - what happened to Billy?"