But stuff happened. Prelims snuck up on me from behind - clad in a rather fetching black leather catsuit - and then pounced in a time-consuming way. Scratch off a month or so of working time. Then it was Christmas, and I wasn't going to do it then - everyone knows Christmas is for opening over-wrapped socks and arguing with relatives. Sometime round about then, however, I got a new computer (meaning I can now open a folder without having to shovel in coal), and Broadband! Yay! But did I look back on my days of feeble 56Kness in fond rememberance, and then use my newfound powers to help the weak and innocent non-broadbanded?
Pfah. Course not. I filled the site with badly-put-together, unnecessary, squillion-framed animations to head whatever sections I felt like, and laughed maniacally as the peasants' modems wheezed. Bwahahahaha.
So now, you look upon the fruit of my labours. Mouldy, shrivelled, and sporting suspicious-looking green blobby lumps it may be, but it's fruit nonetheless.
It's got new stuff, and it's lost some of the old stuff which I decided was either old, crap, or unoriginal. Among other things, the Windows Genesis is gone, but replaced with another, new Biblical urine-extraction.
However (again), this is by no means the final product. Hopefully, the site will keep growing and developing and sprouting new stuff faster than an octopus going through puberty.
Go knock yourself out. |
