EXCUSES

These are actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling).

• My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today, please execute him.
• Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
• Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
• Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch yesterday, and when we found it Monday we thought it was Sunday.
• My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marines.
• Maryann was absent december 11-16 because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. there must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
  
  
  
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