Welcome to the ULTIMATE FUNNY JENKINS!!!

EXCUSE ME, MA'AM, BUT YOU DROPPED YOUR FACE!!!

DIARY

Read My Diary

HOLIDAY TIPS

Holiday tips, from me to you

GUIDE TO ROCKIN'

Do you ROCK?

MEET MR. FIJI

Mr. Fiji sez hello.

MY PLANZ

My future planz.

STORIES FROM THE DAMNED: GALLERY OF TERROR

Stories that strike fear into the hearts of men.

Jokes Page

HAHAHAHA!!! THESE JOKES ARE FUNNY, DAMMIT!!! FUNNY! HAHAHAHA!!!

Moron work

Stupidity IS funny

More crap on a stick

More stuff here, kiddies!!!

 


LOOKIT THIS LADY BLOW CHIPS!

Thanks, lady!


Visit the originals:

Funny Jenkins, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.

 


YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE NEW AND IMPROVED FUNNY JENKINS. THIS IS QUITE A FEAT. BUT, IF YOU ARE WONDERING AS TO WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE HAVING AN LSD FANTASY, THE ANSWER IS SUCK MY BALLS!!! NOW GET ME A BEER AND DON'T FALL DOWN, NOW!!!!

THIS IS YOU SOON:

BALLS BE FLAPPIN' IN THE WIND!

I think it would be neat and right to make ball flappin' illegal. So there.

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THE MILE OF SHAME

All non-believers shall be PUNISHED by being forced to walk the humiliating MILE OF SHAME!!!!


First, millions of patrons shall line the streets, and watch as you humiliatingly walk down the street with a big sack of wet meat tied to your back, openly accepting the crowd's taunts!!!!!
Next, sitting behind each viewer, there will be a stand, and on it will sit a pan of water containing a single potato. As the Punished One slinks sadly by, each person shall hurl a potato at the person, and for each cry of pain uttered by the Punishee, there will be one CANING at the end of the ordeal.
At the end of the devastating walk, the Punished One will stand high atop a platform, where he will openly cry IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!!!!! Then, some salty mashed potatoes will be whipped in his ugly face, and there will not even be any BUTTER in it!!!! He will then have his last shred of dignity shot away by having the entire crowd "Boo" him off the stage, where he will then be forced to go 2 whole days without eating.
The mile of shame will only be a mere 55 ft., 11 inches, yet the terror of the walk and the pure humiliation will drag the time out for what will seem like years, destroying every last shred of pride held within the person. THIS IS MY IDEA FOR A BETTER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

PUT IT ALL IN A SMALL PAPER BAG AND MAIL IT TO YA' FACE!!!! 'DEM APPLES IS GOOOOOOD APPLES!!!!!!

 

ARE YOU FRIGHTENED???? WHY, YOU INDEED SHOULD BE!!!! I HOPE YOU HAVE LEARNED A LESSON ABOUT LIFE!!!! NOW, GET OUTTA HERE, YOU MAKE ME WANNA PUKE CHUNKS ON MY FACE!!!!!

YOUR FEELIN'S STILL DON'T ADD UP TO A HILL A BEANS!!!! NOT AT ALL!!!!

LOOKIT THIS MAN HIDE IN THE BUSHES!!! SURE HOPE HE'S WEARIN' PANTS!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

IS THIS YOU??? IF SO, YOU ARE A PERVERT!!!

                                     
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