Read My Diary
Holiday tips, from me to you
GUIDE TO ROCKIN'
Do you ROCK?
MEET MR. FIJI
Mr. Fiji sez hello.
My future planz.
STORIES FROM THE DAMNED: GALLERY OF
Stories that strike fear into the
hearts of men.
HAHAHAHA!!! THESE JOKES ARE FUNNY,
DAMMIT!!! FUNNY! HAHAHAHA!!!
Stupidity IS funny
More crap on a stick
More stuff here, kiddies!!!
LOOKIT THIS LADY BLOW CHIPS!
Visit the originals:
Funny Jenkins, 1,
YOU ARE LOOKING AT
THE NEW AND IMPROVED FUNNY JENKINS. THIS IS QUITE A FEAT. BUT,
IF YOU ARE WONDERING AS TO WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE HAVING AN LSD
FANTASY, THE ANSWER IS SUCK MY BALLS!!! NOW GET ME A BEER
AND DON'T FALL DOWN, NOW!!!!
THIS IS YOU SOON:
BE FLAPPIN' IN THE WIND!
think it would be neat and right to make ball flappin' illegal.
MILE OF SHAME
All non-believers shall be PUNISHED by being forced to
walk the humiliating MILE OF SHAME!!!!
First, millions of patrons shall line the streets, and watch
as you humiliatingly walk down the street with a big sack of
wet meat tied to your back, openly accepting the crowd's taunts!!!!!
Next, sitting behind each viewer, there will be a stand, and
on it will sit a pan of water containing a single potato. As
the Punished One slinks sadly by, each person shall hurl a potato
at the person, and for each cry of pain uttered by the Punishee,
there will be one CANING at the end of the ordeal.
At the end of the devastating walk, the Punished One will stand
high atop a platform, where he will openly cry IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!!!!!
Then, some salty mashed potatoes will be whipped in his ugly
face, and there will not even be any BUTTER in it!!!! He will
then have his last shred of dignity shot away by having the entire
crowd "Boo" him off the stage, where he will then be
forced to go 2 whole days without eating.
The mile of shame will only be a mere 55 ft., 11 inches, yet
the terror of the walk and the pure humiliation will drag the
time out for what will seem like years, destroying every last
shred of pride held within the person. THIS IS MY IDEA FOR A
PUT IT ALL IN A
SMALL PAPER BAG AND MAIL IT TO YA' FACE!!!! 'DEM APPLES IS GOOOOOOD
ARE YOU FRIGHTENED???? WHY, YOU
INDEED SHOULD BE!!!! I HOPE YOU HAVE LEARNED A LESSON ABOUT LIFE!!!!
NOW, GET OUTTA HERE, YOU MAKE ME WANNA PUKE CHUNKS ON MY FACE!!!!!
FEELIN'S STILL DON'T ADD UP TO A HILL A BEANS!!!! NOT
LOOKIT THIS MAN HIDE IN THE
BUSHES!!! SURE HOPE HE'S WEARIN' PANTS!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
THIS YOU??? IF SO, YOU ARE A PERVERT!!!