Career Standings
Regular Season    Record      PCT    Distinctions

Pete Gannon        208-142     .594    Division Champ (1)
Jon Laughlin        199-151    .569    Division Champ (1) 
Mike Joseph         194-156    .554    
Mike Homer         187-163    .534   Wildcard (1)
Matt Harriss         179-171    .511
Doug Schade         168-182    .480   League Champ (1), Wildcard (1)
James Wolcott      160-190    .457
Dave Winters       158-192    .451
Ted Cook             153-197    .437
Pat Burke             136-214    .389    League Asshole (1)
Pete Joseph            80-50      .615
Dave Wattles          58-72     .446
Baseball
Post Season        Record       PCT

Doug Schade         2-0         1.000
Jon Laughlin         1-1          .500
Pete Gannon          0-1          .000
Mike Homer          0-1          .000
Rumple Smooth Skin 2000, League Champion- Doug Schade
*consolation round not included
Regular Season    Record    PCT    Distinctions

Ted Cook           12-1         .923    League Champ (1)   Division Champ (1)
Dave Winters    10-2-1       .808   Wildcard (1)
Matt Harriss        7-6         .538    Division Champ (1)
Pete Gannon        7-6         .538    Wilcard (1)
James Wolcott     7-6         .538
Jon Laughlin       5-6-2      .462
Mike Joseph        5-8         .385
Pat Burke            5-8         .385
Doug Schade       4-9          .308
Pete Joseph         1-11-1     .115     League Asshole (1)
Post Season    Record  PCT

Ted Cook          2-0    1.000
Dave Winters    1-1     .500
Pete Gannon      0-1     .000
Matt Harriss      0-1     .000
*consolation round not included
Football
Rumple Smooth Skin 2000, League Champion- Ted Cook
Regular Season   Record    PCT     Distinctions

Jon Laughlin      100-60     .625     Divsion Champ (1)
Mike Homer       98-62       .612     League Champ (1)  Wildcard (1)   
Ted Cook            94-66       .588    Divsion Champ (1)    
Pat Burke           84-76       .525    Wilcard (1)
Matt Harriss       81-79       .506
Pete Gannon      74-86        .462
Ryan Nail           71-89        .444
Mike Sodikoff    69-91        .431
Dave Winters     65-95        .406
Frank Fazinga    64-96        .400
Basketball
Knife Hits 2000-2001
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1.Jon Laughlin       304-217-2    
.581
2.Pete Gannon        289-234       
.553
3.Mike Homer        285-225       
.559
4.Matt Harriss        267-256       
.511
5.Ted Cook             259-264        .495
6.Dave Winters      233-289-1      .446
7. Pat Burke          225-298         .430
8. Mike Joseph       199-164       
.548
9. Doug Schade       172-191        .474
10. James Wolcott  167-196        .460
11. Pete Joseph        81-61         
.566
12. Ryan Nail            71-89          .444
13. Mike Sodikoff     69-91          .431
14. Frank Fazinga     64-96         .400
15. Dave Wattles      58-72          .446
Overall Records
Regular season in all sports, in order of wins
Updated Through Sunday July 8, 2001
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Doug Schade      2-0      1.000
Ted Cook           2-1        .666
Mike Homer      2-1        .666
Pat Burke          1-1        .500
Dave Winters     1-1       .500
Jon Laughlin      1-2       .333
Matt Harriss       0-1       .000
Pete Gannon       0-2       .000
Career Post Season Record Totals
Second Season Underway
One Completed Season
Click here for current 2001-02 standings and records
Post Season    Record  PCT

Mike Homer     2-0    1.000
Pat Burke         1-1     .500
Jon Laughlin    0-1     .000
Ted Cook          0-1     .000
*consolation round not included
One Completed Season
    Rumple Smooth Skin fantasy sports has evolved from humble beginnings in the spring of 2000, into the cut-throat competitive league that it is today. Each year, those fortunate enough to secure a spot in one or all of the three Smooth seasons consisting of baseball, basketball, and football, set out to capture the elusive and prestigious Smooth Cup.
     By combining consistant, sustained excellence throughout the year, one Smooth will capture the prize and have his name etched on the Cup for eternity.
     On this page, you will find the career records of anyone that has at one time or another called themselves a Smooth. To the left, you will find "
Overall Records," a cumulative total of all regular season records. Below and to the right is the "Career Post Season Totals," a combination of post season records for all sports throughout the existence of Rumple Smooth Skin.
Towards the bottom of the page to the left, are the breakdowns for each sport individually, cumulative throughout the years. Only baseball has entered its second season, football and basketball will enter their second seasons with the coming of the fall and winter of 2001-02.
     Ted Cook took the Cup in 2000-01, and looks to defend his title this year. You can see all the current action for the year, as well as the single season records set by individual Smooths, by
clicking here.
Ted Cook looks to defend his Cup this year, and remain the only Smooth to have his name engraved on the Rumple Smooth Skin grand prize