| Bourque To Boston: "Go Fuck Yourselves" |
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| It has been well documented as to how long Ray Bourque had been waiting to hoist the Stanley Cup. For the past 21 seasons he had gone home for the summer with nothing. Nada. Now in his 22nd NHL season, his long, fruitless road of pain and angiush is over. Bourque skated around with the cup for several minutes after Avalanche captain Joe Sakic quickly turned the hardware over to him following their game seven win on Saturday night agianst the New Jersey Devils. Bourque was asked several minutes later what he had thought fianally made it happen. "Look right here," Bourque said pointing to his chest. "Oh, your heart," said the reporter. "No," snapped Bourque, "Look here, do you see a fucking yellow 'B' on a black jersey? Later in the evening, a large group from the Boston press asked him to say something to his fans in Massachusetts. "What?, said Bourque, "How about 'go fuck yourselves,' I didn't win this for you, I had to move to Colorado for this to happen. I could |
| have won the Cup faster on the fucking New York Rangers for Christ's sake. No, I'm not going to turn this into another Boston 'moral victory', I hate that team and that city, that was the worst 21 years of my professional life, unfortunately that was almost my entire career." Bourque went on in a moment of candid reflection. "To tell you the truth, I feel like an asshole. I'm a 40 year old guy skating around with the Cup for the first time. Everyone's cheering for me like I just came back from fucking cancer or something, its embarrassing. Tell all those fans in Boston, thanks but no thanks, this one is mine. They probobly think the Sox are going to win it this year too, right?" |
| Ray Bourque skates with the Stanley Cup after 21 fruitless seasons in Boston. He had to come all the way to Colorado to win it. |
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