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Gary Mac and Alan

The duo of GM&A began their partnership at St. John's University on campus radio station WSJU.  For three glorious years their radio reign was supreme.  But tragedy (well, life really) intervened and the radio waves were graced with their presence no longer.  But all that is about to change.  After a five year hiatus, Gary Mac and Alan are preparing to make their triumphant return.  Thanks to the magic of "the internet," the fun is coming back.
Be afraid.  Be somewhat afraid.


Gary Mac

Mr. Mac is a jock of all trades.  Part theatre junkie, part webmaster, part handyman, all dork.  Usually the straight man of the pair, Gary is at a loss for anything else witty to say.  He's relatively sure he blew his creative wad on "jock of all trades."




Alan

Alan grew up on a farm. By the age of 3 he had invented things like the paper clip, the shoehorn, the xylophone, and the eroti-bus. Realizing that he was ahead of his time in most scientific fields, he pretended to be painfully stupid as to hide any discoveries that might be turned into military secrets. In a "specialized" school in Nebraska, a specialist in the Mentally Handicapped discovered Alan's secret and exposed him to the world. After being on the front page of "the Sun" and appearing on Jerry Springer's "too hot for TV: vol 4," he was rushed to the Kremlin by KGB agents. After poking and prodding him (but nothing anal) for information, he was brainwashed by the guy from Weapon X. He was given false memories of a white-trash life in Queens, New York. Please do not tell him about these memories being false, it would make for very bad storytelling*. If he ever tells you a weird story, as he's prone to do, it may very well be true. That whole thing about the lesbians in the bathtub is fiction though.
*See Wolverine #50-60 something.
Master of writing in the third person, he is a god and demands respect from all life forms. He is not only attractive and charming but modest as well. The type of guy to measure his penis in unnamed units, Alan is a legend in his own time. While not a toker, he is a joker (trying to quit being a smoker). He also enjoys playing his music in the sun and thinks peaches are appropriate sexual innuendoes. Having supped from the Holy Grail, he is immortal and thus must face an unending life full of rejections, failures, and masturbation. Always the topic of discussion and the life of parties, he is also unable to think of anymore cool shit to say about himself.


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