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"We highly recommend visiting the Webster Mansion, it's great!"

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The Tour

	First stop on the tour: This is my small but adequete television and movie preview room, on occasion I entertain the big stars but usually it's just the less popular stars like Julia Roberts, Madonna, Tom Hanks, ect.
And on our second stop I welcome you to the spacious dining hall, next to one of my many acres of parks. The people eating in this photo are a couple of the several moochers who pretend friendship in order to receive part of my good fortune.
	If you look on the left you'll see the back outhouse, as you can see, is rather small but it serves well for those few occasions when the indoor bathrooms cannot be reached after a long hike through the many parks on my land.
As we come to the main building you can now see one of the guest pools, not as large as most of the 60 pools on the property but 2-4 guests are well suited to it. This one is near the main building, as seen in the background.
	Few people know this, but I am the sole owner of the entire Boeing Corporation, and all it's subsidiaries. Also on the list of my Fortune 500 companies are Pepsi, Coke, Microsoft, Phillip Morris, the list goes on and on but I don't want to waste too much of your time.
Last stop is the main garage to see one of my many vehicles, such as this Simple Car, owned by the Gaxynon himself.

I think you greatly for your visit to my estate, you are always welcome to return in the future. And feel free to wander and explore the grounds as you like, just remmeber to keep the GPS tracker you were provided with at the beignning of the tour. If you get lost, please press the RED panic button on the side of the device and we will dispatch a search team at once to track you down.
Lastly I would like to apologize for the lack of a full property photograph, but the only satellite capable of such a large photo was under repairs when the pictures were captured for this page.
Thank you once again.