Frequently Asked Questions

How did GDS Project get started?

We don't know how we got started...Fuck that question.


What exactly are Platinum Nuts and how can one obtain them?

Platinum Nuts are the result of a testicular transformation stemming from the sale of a million+ records.  Assuming that in most instances only men have testicles, ladies can obtain Platinum Nuts by one of several ways:

A) Put them in your mouth (GDS AllStar Sam Goering has repeatedly been heard to say that this will most likely make the woman want to shout)
B) Listen to the sound of a million records sold slapping your anus
C) Digest them
D) Cum with it now

(Note: No physical transformation involving Platinum Nuts will occur to women using these methods although these are generally the prescribed methods recommended by members of GDS Project.)


What does GDS stand for?

...Although this matter can be quite embarrassing for some of us in the
Project, GDS stands for lead vocalists: Gaurav, Devin and Sam.  We have
repeatedly to no avail tried to think of other names but have come to the
same conclusion that GDS will be forever emblazoned in the memories of
millions across the nation who have heard our music.  Explaining this simple fact to people who inquire has become a burden to some of us so please...never ask us again...


What is the message our music tries to portray?


Where is Eskatnaf Asfaw right now?

Believe or not this is the most frequently asked question posed to GDS
Project.  The story of Eskatnaf Asfaw is indeed a sad one, but due to
regulations imposed by the Federal Communications Commission (fucking
censorship), we can not post any material which could be considered
dangerous, libelous or hazardous to national interests.  But there is still
one unwatched, liberated website which could contain the answer to your
question.  You can view this here.