Welcome to my very own page on Ghost's World Of Rubbish 4(I would of made one for one of the earlier G.W.O.R's but the stupid twonk didn't want my ingenious ingenuity taking over his crap site!) :)

If you have any ideas/suggestions how i can improve my page,please feel free to sod off and mind your own business.Thx :)

And now...let the games begin!



These are the games that,if i hadn't stopped him,Ghost would have bought and most probably become bankrupt(then online gaming did it anyway).


1. Street Fighter Oh God Not Another One Alpha Remix 3D X 2 The Movie Game Book Video T-Shirt 2001

2. Army Men World Bore 3: The Final Conflict Until Next Month

3. Tony Hawks Arrrghh Christ I Keep Falling Off Pro Skater

4. The Spice Girls

5. Jeffrey Archer's Monopoly

6. Tomb Raider 2: Difficult

7. Pinky And Perky's Pro Kart Racing

8. Pokémon - Gotta Buy 'Em All!

9. Who Wants To Be Bloody Skint After Paying 40 Quid For This Crap?

10. FIFA Oh Who Cares What Year It Is,Just Give Us Your Money



When Mainia came down from the mountain to speak to the children of quake,he said "Lo,this is da crap wot happens everytime you play Quake!"

And ffs,he was right!!...


Thou shalt...


1... Spend more time scanning than playing

2... Secretly believe that everyone who beats you is on PC or using cheats

3... Play like a twonk when you're drunk,stoned,drunk and stoned or stone drunk(so i've been told)

4... Get red bar conn when you really want to talk to someone

5... Be asked for the billionth time "What does ~TBT~ stand for?"

6... Play Quake so much that you look for health when you're walking down the street

7... Notice that every clan has 3 initials in their logo

8... Play with a mouse that's made of glue

9... Respawn next to the person who has just killed you

10... Pick up a shotgun only for it to appear in the hands of the person who you've just respawned next to,and who is using it to kill you.

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